You vs Wolverine(Escape,Fight or Hide)

Started by psycho gundam9 pages
psycho gundam The Nightmare of Solomon

Originally posted by rotiart
Duse
worse spelling error I've ever seen.

golem370 Senior Member

liquid nitrogen and a freezer

ThunderGodEneru Senior Member

I would shove the only thing harder than Adamantium(my dick) down his throat, thus crushing his internal organs and bursting clear through his pelvis.

Badabing Gym rat

Originally posted by Starscream M
I call upon Battlehammer, Jinzin, and Srank to form the Ultimate KMC Wolverine Fanclub trio and call upon their powers of fanboydom to scare Logan shitless with their obsessive knowledge of him
Warned for member bashing.

badawe

shiv Spirit of Tengu

I call upon Battlehammer Jinzin and Srank for data on possible flaws in Logan's adamantium skeleton...

...uhuhs

Oh did someone say decapitation?

👆

Go Me!! I grab a chainsaw and get to work.

golem370 Senior Member

liquid nitrogen and a freezer would work.

Zack Fair Fanboy

I call my grandpa with my cel and hand it over to Logan. 5 minutes later he is passed out of boredom.

Dr Will Hatch Senior Member

Originally posted by Bentley
Fist in the throat still works. If not, I can just put clothes in his throat until he chokes.

I'm surprised that nobody has thought of shaving Wolverine or something of sorts just for sheer humiliation goodness.

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StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by golem370
liquid nitrogen and a freezer would work.

Is it your "standard equipment"?

Hitman911 Battle Master

In two weeks?.....hire Batman.

Badabing Gym rat

Originally posted by Hitman911
In two weeks?.....hire Batman.
Your stock is rising. biscuits

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Isn't Batman kinda busy being... dead?

tkitna Senior Member

I'd shove my @ss in his face after several hours of cheap beer and a few trips through the Taco Bell counter. He'd go down and yes, it is my standard equipment.

roleplay Member

Deadpool would come and save me, then kill me for not paying him to kill George Bush.

Doctor-Alvis Post-Crisis Balki

I would cut off strips of his body and force them into the holes into his face until he can't breathe anymore.

cmack Senior Member

force his claws into his own eyes, and make him watch the superbowl

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by cmack
force his claws into his own eyes, and make him watch the superbowl

OP decided that Wolverine's doing nothing, you can't make him retract his claws

Slaanesh The forces of Chaos

i kick his ball until he's down..

cmack Senior Member

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
OP decided that Wolverine's doing nothing, you can't make him retract his claws
well then he can see the superbowl, and the damage is done

occultdestroyer The Original One

Dip him into a vat of boiling hot liquid Adamantium