stupidest pick up lines

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Originally posted by Itzak
"I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"

😮 heard that one...

Originally posted by Lyna303
😮 heard that one...

I think it's great. ermm

it is, but over familiar...sorry...your still cool though 🙂

Originally posted by Lyna303
it is, but over familiar...sorry...your still cool though 🙂

weep

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Originally posted by Itzak
weep

dont cry...
hug
Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

lol good one

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

get your coat, you've pulled.

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

I remember that one. 😂

Originally posted by Lyna303
dont cry...
hug
lol good one

Too late.cry

... Because I'm going to bed. Night all. wavey

Someone you like asks:"Excuse me, do you have the time?"
You Say: "Do you have the energy?"

Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'caus I see myself in your pants.

"Hi my name is Vinny"

Damnit!

"What's up? I'm dusty. That mod from KMC. Sure I'll have sex with you."

😂

I think the "Teddy Bear" one would probably work.

Really???

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"Hi my name is Vinny"

Damnit!

Originally posted by Dusty
"What's up? I'm dusty. That mod from KMC. Sure I'll have sex with you."

best ones here lol

How about "Hi my name is Orichimaru..........I'm a body builder....coz i like to build other bodies on top of mine"

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
How about "Hi my name is Orichimaru..........I'm a body builder....coz i like to build other bodies on top of mine"

hmm...that one seems a little wierd... 😐

if you don't sleep on your stomach could I?