stupidest pick up lines

Originally posted by Lyna303
hmm...that one seems a little wierd... 😐

Well Then can i be your teddy bear then........

^yes.

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Well Then can i be your teddy bear then........

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Originally posted by Lyna303
hmm...that one seems a little wierd... 😐

whatever, a line that awesome seals the deal

lol from beavis & butthead
"Uh, hey baby"
"If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.."
"You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.."
"Uh,...what?"

^yes. yes, it does.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you

i have the ultimate line....

GO GO GO GO

wait for it....

need a light? cause theres one in my pants...

GO GO GO GO GO

ya i live with my mom.
wait, this is the dumbest pick up line thread, nevermind.

here it comes....

AAAAAAHHHHHHH man HURRY UP

i may be 5'3, but my friends 10 inches....

😆 ..............

"You look a dirty girl, and I've got a shower; do the math, and we'll get along just fine."

Heres one that actually worked...Go figure...but you need flowers!
And i'm not a sweet talker

"A blue rose for beauty"
"A Peach lily for Intelligence"
"A Pink orchid for Grace"
"A White Daisy for Innocence"
"A Turquoise Hibuscus for Personality"
"No matter how rare they are I would die tryin to find them for you"