stupidest pick up lines

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

That was soooo sweet! You'd definantly get laid with that one.

Originally posted by Alley
That was soooo sweet! You'd definantly get laid with that one.

Thanks.............I Think

would you um...go out with me on Saturday

clincher!

HAHAHAHA

no really here it is

F*ck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Heres one that actually worked...Go figure...but you need flowers!
And i'm not a sweet talker

"A blue rose for beauty"
"A Peach lily for Intelligence"
"A Pink orchid for Grace"
"A White Daisy for Innocence"
"A Turquoise Hibuscus for Personality"
"No matter how rare they are I would die tryin to find them for you"

What really was the clincher was she made me say it over an over an over..............Hehe

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

that dress looks tight on you, but thats ok, im in to fat chicks.....

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

i bet my tongue could beat up your tongue

Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?

ive never had sex before, can you help me?

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Originally posted by The Pict
no really here it is

F*ck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Originally posted by The Pict
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Your eyes are like spanners, every time you look at me my nuts tighten

got buns? cause ive got beef!