stupidest pick up lines

Started by CURIOUS2221 pages

I wouldn't be surprised if you were Cambell's soup, Cause you are mmm mmm good!

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That one works great on guys.

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
this is bad....
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! THAT IS NAS-TY!!!

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
I know I'm not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock
lol tht will get a huge laugh!!

I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?

Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?

That'll get a "WTF" look and laughter.

You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

ok im findin it hard to keep up i cant pick on which is the best!!

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

Works excellent on the men.

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?
WTFH
i requote!!
Originally posted by snehin
ok im findin it hard to keep up i cant pick on which is the best!!
aka they all so bad i cant pick the worst!!

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

I love cats,can i see your p*ssy?

Originally posted by black robb
I love cats,can i see your p*ssy?

You'll get a bitchslap.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
All those curves! And me with no brakes!

I don't get it.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
tht a good one!!lol either a laugh or a wat u talkin bout but its good!!

"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."