Things SW characters will NEVER say...

Originally posted by dgeniu
Yoda: "Fear leads to hate; hate leads to anger; anger leads to suffering..."
Kid Annie: "Cool!"

"May I introduce Supreme Chancellour Valorum."
Padme:"No!"

Kid Annie: "I don`t wanna pod race! You can`t make me! Nooo!"

Jar Jar in AOTC: "Obi? Annie? Messa feel so good to see you!"
*Anakin punches him out cold*

Obi-Wan in ATOTC when tracing Zam: "She`s a Shifter!"
Anakin: "Oh, man, not the shape-shifting cliche!"
Obi-Wan: "As long as this story doesn`t turn into a sissy romance about forbidden love, there is still hope!"
Anakin: "Then, Master, I guess we`re lucky this is Star Wars!"
Obi-Wan: "There is no such thing as luck!"

LMAO 😆

Sidious: Come to the Dark Side Anakin!

Anakin: Never!

Sisious: I've got taco's and boritos.

Anakin: F*ck the Jedi.

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Leia: I love you Drew Carrey!
Drew: YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS... uh I mean NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Han: [to the tune of a small world] IT'S A SMALL GALAXY AFTER ALL...
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Luke: You've won you'r highness I am a sith.
Palpatine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Obi-Wan: Padme' Leave that Anakin and come with me...
Padme': You know?
Obiwan: Yes... come with me and we can rule the bed as husband and wife.
Padme': NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Palpatine: Now young skywalker you will DIE!... Oh and by the way I am your grandfather!
Luke and Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Originally posted by JLRTENJAC
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Leia: I love you Drew Carrey!
Drew: YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS... uh I mean NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Han: [to the tune of a small world] IT'S A SMALL GALAXY AFTER ALL...
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Luke: You've won you'r highness I am a sith.
Palpatine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Obi-Wan: Padme' Leave that Anakin and come with me...
Padme': You know?
Obiwan: Yes... come with me and we can rule the bed as husband and wife.
Padme': NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Palpatine: Now young skywalker you will DIE!... Oh and by the way I am your grandfather!
Luke and Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That was the point.

[during the battle with dooku]
Yoda: Strong you are.
Dooku: Yes... Yes I am.
Anakin: Master Yoda! DON'T KILL HIM... [get's up and hack's Yoda's head off.
Obi-wan: GOOD ANAKIN, NOW TO KILL PADME!

(To be continued)

Originally posted by JLRTENJAC
That was the point.

[during the battle with dooku]
Yoda: Strong you are.
Dooku: Yes... Yes I am.
Anakin: Master Yoda! DON'T KILL HIM... [get's up and hack's Yoda's head off.
Obi-wan: GOOD ANAKIN, NOW TO KILL PADME!

Yea I moved it. and what is you'r avatar anyways?

And yet, despite the move from the NEVER DO section, it still isn't that funny.

Yea I know... but I won't stop trying. And you never told mw what your Avater was supposed to be.

"I have a GOOD feeling about this."

HA! 😆 I love the kitty sniper sig, snake! 😆

Darth-Nihilus: Ha ha! look at me i can speak Galactic Basic!

HK-47: The Civilian Requires medical treatment master...

T3-M4-You know what? you can fix the fu**ing ship yourself!

HA!

I got one:

Darth Vader: I SAID I WANTED A WHITE SUIT, NOT BLACK, WHITE!

Originally posted by JLRTENJAC
HA! 😆 I love the kitty sniper sig, snake! 😆

thanks

Maul: WTF! I wanted a black and pink tattoo, not a black and red one!

[after throwing the emperor down the shaft]
Vader: Luke you must kill me NOW!
Luke: how?
Vader: Here beat me to death with this stick.
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[after Yoda's landing on degobah in episode 3]
Yoda: AAH Sh*** I have to live here till I die? DA****

Mace" Padme, will you marry?

They end up having sexand got a black baby whom Anakin killed

bored

Dooku: I've become more powerful than any Jedi. Even You!
Yoda: Really? Wish I'd known that sooner, I do. I thought I could beat you until just now when you proved that more powerful than me, you are....

Luke: I did not, have sexual relations with my sister...