Things SW characters will NEVER say...

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Mace Windu: You know what they say about a black guy..... once you go black you never go back!!!

Obi-wan; Luke dont relive your fathers past.

Luke: You pussy wanna kill old farts liek you

Originally posted by JLRTENJAC
Yea I know... but I won't stop trying. And you never told mw what your Avater was supposed to be.
Oh, right, I didn't read your entire post. Watch LOTR 'cause I dunno what it is. A banana, a scotch, a Stiff Assed Brit, a ring around a finger, who knows?

Tangible i just noticed what that was LMAO

Originally posted by Tangible God
Oh, right, I didn't read your entire post. Watch LOTR 'cause I dunno what it is. A banana, a scotch, a Stiff Assed Brit, a ring around a finger, who knows?

Oh... So it was a banana... 😆

Atton: Say, Kreia, how OLD are you any ways.
Kreia: I'm 300 you little censored.
Atton: Wow you don't look a day under 4,000
Kreia: censored YOU, YOU LITTLE censoredcensoredcensoredcensored

Originally posted by JLRTENJAC
Oh... So it was a banana... 😆
Or a kiwi. I dunno.

*Mace Windu contacts Yoda through com link*

Windu: Master Yoda there is an overwhelming darkside aura surrounding Korribans surface. I'm planning to check it out now.

Yoda: Travel alone you do not... May the force be with you...

Windu: Thank you master Yoda... So, what are you wearing?

*On Hoth when Han cuts his taun taun open*

Han: I knows is stinks buddy but it'll keep us warm...
Luke: Ben... Ben... Yoda... Degobah!
Han: What the censored2 are you talking about?
Luke: Ben... Yoda... Degobah.
Han: YOU SHUT THE censored UP YOU censoredIN LITTLE censored!

Mace entering Sidious office
Mace:"Palpatine, you're under arrest for being a manipulative motherf*cker."
Sidious:"I got a threshold, Jedi. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's f*ckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the f*ckin' red. It could blow.
Mace:"Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?"
Sidious:"I could blow."
Mace:"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf***er, motherf***er! Every time my fingers touch my lightsaber I'm Superfly TNT. I'm the Guns of Navarone."

Anakin (coming to Mace after Sidious revealed being the Dark Lord)
Anakin:"Master Windu , I rented the original Star Wars trilogy from Blockbuster. I'm pretty sure Palpatine is a Sith Lord."

Sidious:"Execute order 66."
Clone Trooper:"Kill all shrieking CGI creatures. Alright men, shoot down the giant Iguana."
Sidious:"Oh, and order 67."
Clone Trooper:"Jedi, too. Got it."

End of the duel on Mustafar

Obi-Wan:"It's over, Anakin. I've got the high ground, just like Darth Maul did in TPM right before I killed him successfully. Ignoring that, if you jump over to me, I will cut your legs off."
Anakin: "You underestimate my power to decide not to jump to the low ground in front of you where I will be able to safely continue duelling, but to instead try to jump all the way over you and get my legs cut off!"

Padme gave birth to Luke and Leia
Droid:"She's dying. She has given up the will to live."
Obi-Wan:"Given up the will to live? She does know she has two brand new babies to live for, doesn't she? F*** her !"

Obi-Wan: I've got a good feeling about this.

Originally posted by Nai Fohl
Mace entering Sidious office
Mace:"Palpatine, you're under arrest for being a manipulative motherf*cker."
Sidious:"I got a threshold, Jedi. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's f*ckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the f*ckin' red. It could blow.
Mace:"Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?"
Sidious:"I could blow."
Mace:"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf***er, motherf***er! Every time my fingers touch my lightsaber I'm Superfly TNT. I'm the Guns of Navarone."

Anakin (coming to Mace after Sidious revealed being the Dark Lord)
Anakin:"Master Windu , I rented the original Star Wars trilogy from Blockbuster. I'm pretty sure Palpatine is a Sith Lord."

Sidious:"Execute order 66."
Clone Trooper:"Kill all shrieking CGI creatures. Alright men, shoot down the giant Iguana."
Sidious:"Oh, and order 67."
Clone Trooper:"Jedi, too. Got it."

End of the duel on Mustafar

Obi-Wan:"It's over, Anakin. I've got the high ground, just like Darth Maul did in TPM right before I killed him successfully. Ignoring that, if you jump over to me, I will cut your legs off."
Anakin: "You underestimate my power to decide not to jump to the low ground in front of you where I will be able to safely continue duelling, but to instead try to jump all the way over you and get my legs cut off!"

Padme gave birth to Luke and Leia
Droid:"She's dying. She has given up the will to live."
Obi-Wan:"Given up the will to live? She does know she has two brand new babies to live for, doesn't she? F*** her !"

LMAO! 🤣 😂

Conversations between sidious and vader.

[When vader's tabel rises.]

Sidious: Lord Vader.
Vader: Yes Master.
Sidious: Go rent episodes 4, 5, and 6... I want to see how my Glorious empire rises to stomp all in it's path!
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Sidious: Anakin, you must do the right thing and join your brother Mace, so together you can kill me and eradicate the sith.
Anakin: But What about the power you've promised me?
Sidious: I was fooling around
Anakin: OH, ok.

(Mace and Anakin kill Sidious and send him out through the windu)

Originally posted by Darth_Rankkor
Sidious: Anakin, you must do the right thing and join your brother Mace, so together you can kill me and eradicate the sith.
Anakin: But What about the power you've promised me?
Sidious: I was fooling around
Anakin: OH, ok.

(Mace and Anakin kill Sidious and send him out through the windu)

😐

(Sidious phones up Vader who has a hangover.)

Sidious: H-h-hello Lord Vader?

Vader: (groans) Yes, my master?

Sidious: My lightsabre's still stuck.

Vader: Can't get it out yet?

Sidious: No, it's jammed in good.

Vader: (sighs heavily)...........Did you try laxative's?

Sidious: I ran out of chocolate flavoured ones.

Vader: Alright...umm...want me to pick you up a box?

Sidious: Yeah...head over to Mustafar, I think Gunray's still got some.

Vader: (sighs again) Alright.

Sidious: Thanks honey. (hangs up)

lol. thats hilarious!

You guys gotta make more im niot any good at this yet.

Originally posted by Tangible God
(Sidious phones up Vader who has a hangover.)

Sidious: H-h-hello Lord Vader?

Vader: (groans) Yes, my master?

Sidious: My lightsabre's still stuck.

Vader: Can't get it out yet?

Sidious: No, it's jammed in good.

Vader: (sighs heavily)...........Did you try laxative's?

Sidious: I ran out of chocolate flavoured ones.

Vader: Alright...umm...want me to pick you up a box?

Sidious: Yeah...head over to Mustafar, I think Gunray's still got some.

Vader: (sighs again) Alright.

Sidious: Thanks honey. (hangs up)

😆 😆

Luke😖omethings not right here

Luke: i feel cold

Yoda:THE ****ING TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!