Yoda: Do or do not, there is no try.
Luke: If there is no try, you're gonna have a hard time trying to take my foot out of your ass!
---
Obi Wan jumps behind Grievous and a bunch of droids....
Obi Wan: Well hello there.
Grievous: WHAT THE @#$%? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR @#$$%%ING MIND?
Obi Wan: Uh....
Grievous: YOU @#$$ING STUPID @$%$!
---
Anakin: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
Dooku: You cocky little shit!
---
[Anakin walks up to the Chancellor]
Anakin: Well, with all my hard years of training as a Jedi, i have decided to join the darkside because of a less than fifteen second dream sequence where my wife is dying.
Sidious: Cool. I'll show you some dope ass powers.
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Anakin: Is is possible to learn this power?
Palpatine: Not from a Jedi.
Anakin: How f*cking convienient.
---
Anakin Skywalker: What? How can you do this? This is outrageous, it's unfair. I'm more powerful than any of you. How can you be on the council and not be a master?
Mace Windu: MAN, SHUT THE F*CK UP!
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Anakin Skywalker: I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire.
Obi-Wan: Dumb prick...
Anakin: What?
Obi Wan: Nothin'...
---
The Emperor: This is the end of the Jedi!
Yoda: No shit, eh?
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Jedi Youngling: [a group of younglings are discovered by Anakin] Master Skywalker! There are too many troops! What should we do?
[Anakin ignites saber...]
Anakin: Here, bite this big blue glowing candy!
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The Emperor: Your arrogance blinds you, Master Yoda! Now you will experience the full power of the Dark Side!
[fires a Sith lightning at Yoda... Yoda dodges it....]
Sidious: Um.... Cut!
---
Obi-Wan: Not even the younglings survived!
[Younglings appear with red sabers...]
Youngling: Oh, REALLLLY?
---
Count Dooku: That was brave, boy, but foolish. I would have thought you'd have learned your lesson.
Anakin: I'm a slow learner.
Count Dooku: F*ckin' retard.
C-3PO: I've had the most peculiar dream.
R2D2: Stupid Shithead.
C-3PO: YOU SPEAK?
R2D2: It's just as stupid as you having a dream, MORON!
---
Obi-Wan: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Anakin: Um....Er.....Uh.....HEY LOOK, A RANCOR!
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Anakin: You're going to pay for all the Jedi that you killed today, Dooku.
Obi-Wan: We'll take him together. You go in slowly on the left...
Anakin: No, I'm taking him NOW.
Obi-Wan: F*ck, suits me.
---
Count Dooku: Brave, but, foolish, my old Jedi friend. You are impossibly outnumbered.
Mace Windu: That doesn't matter because i am black.
Count Dooku: Damn... I keep on forgetting that!
---
Count Dooku: I have become more powerful than any Jedi. Even you.
Yoda: WTF?
---
[Anakin's lightsaber is broken in half]
Anakin: Not again. Obi-Wan's going to kill me.
[Obi Wan runs in....]
Obi: NO, I'LL JUST TAKE OFF THREE OF LIMBS AND LEAVE YOU TO DIE....
[Obi runs out]
Anakin: Someone has GOT to take his crack away.
---
Yoda: Powerful you have become Dooku, the dark side I sense in you.
Count Dooku: No Shit, Shorty.
---
Count Dooku: Join me, and together we can destroy the Sith.
Obi-Wan: Sure! Where do i sig..... Wait a minute!
Count Dooku: Hehehe.... Idiot!
---
Jango Fett: [points his gun at Anakin] Don't move, Jedi. Take him away!
Anakin: Don't get ahead of yourself while i am gone! HAHAHAHA!
---
Queen Amidala: You're a slave?
Anakin: One that is gonna f*ck you in the future, hun!
---
Jar-Jar Binks: Ooh moi moi I love you!
Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Wait....Yes you are...
---
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C-3PO: I've had the most peculiar dream.
R2D2: Stupid Shithead.
C-3PO: YOU SPEAK?
R2D2: It's just as stupid as you having a dream, MORON!
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Obi-Wan: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Anakin: Um....Er.....Uh.....HEY LOOK, A RANCOR!
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Anakin: You're going to pay for all the Jedi that you killed today, Dooku.
Obi-Wan: We'll take him together. You go in slowly on the left...
Anakin: No, I'm taking him NOW.
Obi-Wan: F*ck, suits me.
---
Count Dooku: Brave, but, foolish, my old Jedi friend. You are impossibly outnumbered.
Mace Windu: That doesn't matter because i am black.
Count Dooku: Damn... I keep on forgetting that!
---
Count Dooku: I have become more powerful than any Jedi. Even you.
Yoda: WTF?
---
[Anakin's lightsaber is broken in half]
Anakin: Not again. Obi-Wan's going to kill me.
[Obi Wan runs in....]
Obi: NO, I'LL JUST TAKE OFF THREE OF LIMBS AND LEAVE YOU TO DIE....
[Obi runs out]
Anakin: Someone has GOT to take his crack away.
---
Yoda: Powerful you have become Dooku, the dark side I sense in you.
Count Dooku: No Shit, Shorty.
---
Count Dooku: Join me, and together we can destroy the Sith.
Obi-Wan: Sure! Where do i sig..... Wait a minute!
Count Dooku: Hehehe.... Idiot!
---
Jango Fett: [points his gun at Anakin] Don't move, Jedi. Take him away!
Anakin: Don't get a[b]head of yourself while i am gone! HAHAHAHA!
---
Queen Amidala: You're a slave?
Anakin: One that is gonna f*ck you in the future, hun!
---
Jar-Jar Binks: Ooh moi moi I love you!
Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Wait....Yes you are...
--- [/B]
LMAO!!! 😆
Boba fatt when he sees Jango die: "Good riddance."
Luke when the emperor dies: "What! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Leia: "Luke, I am your mother."
Han when chewie died: "HA HA HA HA HA HA, Wookie got splattered."
Padm'e to to anakin (before anakin turns to the Dark side): "I want a divorce!"
Darth Maul: we will not reveal our selves to the Jedi, We will not have revenge.
Jar Jar Binks: Hellow, my name Is Jar Jar binks, a sophisticated Gungan loved by every one.
Han: Chewie what's the problem?
Chewbacca: Rooooooar! (I say go sir. We have an oil lick and it's almost tea time. Whatever shall we do old chap?)
Han: You're right. The power must be out.
Chewbacca: Roaar! (Do you even listen to me dear boy?)
Han: I'll check the generator and you do whatever wookies go.
Chewbacca: Rooooooooooooooooar! (We have ducussions over the political problems of the Senate and how we can make it so mistakes like those will never happen again good sir.)
Han: Yeah yeah yeah. Go play with the droids.
Luke: Han, I'm your father
Han: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Leia: Luke, I'm your grandfather.
Luke: My grandfather? A transvesti? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Palpatine: Yoda, I'm your brother
Yoda: My brother a sith lord is? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Jango: Bobba, I'm your sister
Bobba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Dooku vs Anakin. Lightsabers swining and locking.
Sids: Strike him down use all your anger
Sids😄ont be afraid of what you fear, use it.
Dooku:WTf u *** i thought you were on my side.
Anakin and Dooku continue finally anakin say's
Anakin😄ooku wait dude stop man wait! time out!
Dooku:What?
Anakin:Can i get a 2min break man im tired man.
Sids: Jesus christ! Just kill the old man
Sids; Use your anger Anakin
Dooku then stab Anakin in the heart; Hahahahahahahahahahaha beotch!
Sids; Oh! you uh.............you beat him well uh...............good I guess.
Dooku; Don't think I didn't know your little plan to kill me you old fart! (Force chokes Sids and electrocutes him with Lightning)
Dooku; Now i'm gonna help the Jedi.........................BEOTCH!!!!!!!!
Yoda: "Fear leads to hate; hate leads to anger; anger leads to suffering..."
Kid Annie: "Cool!"
"May I introduce Supreme Chancellour Valorum."
Padme:"No!"
Kid Annie: "I don`t wanna pod race! You can`t make me! Nooo!"
Jar Jar in AOTC: "Obi? Annie? Messa feel so good to see you!"
*Anakin punches him out cold*
Obi-Wan in ATOTC when tracing Zam: "She`s a Shifter!"
Anakin: "Oh, man, not the shape-shifting cliche!"
Obi-Wan: "As long as this story doesn`t turn into a sissy romance about forbidden love, there is still hope!"
Anakin: "Then, Master, I guess we`re lucky this is Star Wars!"
Obi-Wan: "There is no such thing as luck!"