The Official BLEACH series Thread

I can say this argument I didn't participate in was kind of dumb. 😄

Oh and Barragan hand's down for best arrancar.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
I have beaten him before though. I honestly do not want to read through Bleach again to find something that could prove him wrong. The war with Aizen was garbage. >_>

You've owned me 3 times, now, with various scans. You don't remember those moments...but my hole will never forget!

3 times? mmm

My favorite of the Arrancar is Wonderweiss. Only villain that might have killed a good guy. And he pwned Ukitake in like a second. So awesome.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Ikkaku punched him into submission by being more lucky than a character who has probability manipulation as a power

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
My favorite of the Arrancar is Wonderweiss. Only villain that [b]might have killed a good guy. And he pwned Ukitake in like a second. So awesome. [/B]

I dislike Ww the most because he's a tard and he's OP. He forced Yamamoto to have to fight and was the indirect cause of the loss of Yamamoto's arm.

Indeed. Compared to the less impressive results of the other Espada, Wonderweiss is clearly superior.

Mayuri would've went down were it not for the PIS'd prep he had. Considering it's completely illogical to implant nanobugs in a guy you only just met.

Just saying 😐

Indeed. But Byakuya would also have went down if his opponent had more than a single brain cell.

Really, Kenpachi was the only one that had a good fight among the captains vs the Espada. Well, Hitsu's was alright I suppose.

Not really Byakuya's fault Zommari wouldn't shut up. Though yes Byakuya should've went down.

If Halibel and Ulquiorra's difference in power wasn't so friggin askew then I'd agree. Hey does this mean that Toshiro was stonger than Mask Ichigo at the time he fought her?

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
Not really Byakuya's fault Zommari wouldn't shut up. Though yes Byakuya should've went down.

If Halibel and Ulquiorra's difference in power wasn't so friggin askew then I'd agree. Hey does this mean that Toshiro was stonger than Mask Ichigo at the time he fought her?

Zommari could have aimed at Byakuya's head from the moment he released, and won easily, instead of explaining his abilities and giving Byakuya enough information to counter it. He was an utter idiot.

But by the laws of Kubo PIS, Byakuya would have to develop resistence to mind control and beat Zommari 🙁.

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
If Halibel and Ulquiorra's difference in power wasn't so friggin askew then I'd agree. Hey does this mean that Toshiro was stonger than Mask Ichigo at the time he fought her?

Toshiro is one of the strongest captains. 🙂

Espada fights and commentary!

09 Aaroniro

Aaroniro: Haha, I'm someone you love. You can't hurt me.
Me: Interesting. Psychologically torturing your opponent. Go on.
Aaroniro: I'm weak to sunlight.
Me: Well, he sucks.
*Rukia stabs him in the head*
Me: Interesting. Hollows have weak spots in the head, as stated way back when Bleach started. This guy lost because he was overconfident and Rukia knew the weakness of Hollows. Interesting. Could this perhaps be a way for the Shinigami to win without making the Espada look pathetic? Possibly!

08 Pinky

Pinky: Blah blah blah, your shit isn't gonna work on me cause I've planned ahead.
Me: Kind of cheap but alright...
*Miyori shows up*
Pinky: Haha, I'm gonna crush your internal organs.
Miyori: Haha, I've replaced them.
Me: Haha, that's silly.
Pinky: Well I've killed your lieutenant and turned your bankai against you!
Me: Cool I guess.
Miyori: Oh please, I made it so it will blow itself up if it attacks me.
Me:....uh huh.
Miyori: You're body has been filled with a drug that makes you have superhuman reactions. Your body can't keep up.
Me: Shut up Miyori, now this is just getting ****ing stupid.

07 Pumpkin King

PK: I'm the fastest of the Espada.
Starrk: Excuse me mother ******?
Byakuya: You will lose because of the difference in skill.
PK: Such arrogance.
Me: Such padding.
PK: I can control anyone just by looking at their head.
Me:...Do it to him?
*Million swords later*
PK: BANZAI AIZEN SAMA!
Me: Well, he was such a well developed villain. Sad to see him go.

06 Grimmjow

Girmmjow: Slash!
Ichigo: Slash!
*goes on for a couple chapters or so*
Me: I guess this is cool. And hey, the sooner that ****** Grimmjow is dead, the sooner we can get on to the actual tough guys.

05 Nnoitra

Nnoitra: Slash!
Kenpachi: Slash!
*goes on for a couple chapters*
Me: Glad to see Kubo's fight scenes are engaging as ever.
Kenpachi: Two handed slash!
Me: 😮

04 Ulquiorra

*Ulquiorra releases and begins pwning*
Me: Oh...shit. He's winning.
*Ulquiorra releases again!*
Me: Why!? You were already winning!
*Ulquiorra kills Ichigo!*
Me: 😮
Orihime: Kurosaki-kun!
Me: Kill her next!
*Ichigo goes Hollow and pwns him*
Me: Wait, what the ****? How did you do that! You were deader than shit!
Ulquiorra: The Heart.
Me: And?

03 Harribel

Harribel: Water!
Hitsugaya: Ice!
Me: Man, these two would work wonders at a concession stand.
*Hitsugaya uses a clone*
Me: ****ing shinobi!
*Hitsugaya freezes her*
Me: I'm content with that.

02 Barragan

Barragan: My power is old age.
Soifon: Well my power is a missile!
Me: 😮
*He survives*
Barragan: How comical!
Me: Lampshading that ridiculous bankai?
*Fat Pinky shows up and the use the missile again!*
Barragan: Still alive hos.
Me: Man, you're awesome.
*Fat Pinky transports his arm into Barragan*
Me:...why didn't you transport your sword into his skull? Would have ended it fairly quickly.

01 Starrk

Starrk: Draw your other sword.
Shunsui: No. But if I draw it will you get serious?
Starrk: I'll have to.
Shunsui: Then I will.
Me: Oh the padding. Just show me your bankai.
*Starrk pulls out a gun*
Me: Wow Kubo! First a bazooka now a gun?
*Stark beats the shit out of the two Visords*
Me: Oh no, not those two guys! They're so well developed. D:
*Starrk is stabbed from behind*
Me: Is it a bankai? Nope? Well, never mind. Primera got beat by a stupid shikai.

00 Yammy

Me: He is fighting two captains, who clearly are not trying very hard. And he is essentially a big brute. Should be a boring fight.
*Takes place offscreen*
Me: Probably for the best.

Grimmjow was the best of the Espada, and his fights were also the best.

His fights were okay I guess. Certainly compared to the other Espada. But they were boring to me.

And Grimmjow was the Renji of the Espada, with the unlikable qualities of Renji cranked up to 11. Why people liked this guy was beyond me.

Probably cause of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolyIY_qzk4&feature=related 🙁

Doesn't excuse Grimmjow's douchebag tendencies.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel

PK: I'm the fastest of the Espada.
Starrk: Excuse me mother ******?

This made me laugh.

Success! =D

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
Probably cause of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolyIY_qzk4&feature=related 🙁

Doesn't excuse Grimmjow's douchebag tendencies.

Anyway, Renji. Grimmjow is what Renji would be if Renji was cool. That's why he's cool.

Grimmjow is a giant douche. He is not cool.