Beast vs. Batman

Started by 8bitChris9 pages

Eat him.

hey 8bit do u happen to like naruto?

Originally posted by Avalonofthewind
Either one is a much, much stronger than Bats.
I was going to go with Beast until I remembered Killer croc is
similarly equipped to kill old Bruce.

I'm undecided right now.

beast has enhanced senses tell me..how do you think he'd fair with a super sonic freq emitor...?

Originally posted by 8bitChris
Eat him.

through his face mask? cause that's the only place those teeth are getting through...

How do you think Batman would fair with his face ripped off?

He's going to have trouble pronouncing his B,F,M,P,V,W's, and Y's

NEVER underestimate bruce wayne cause u never no he might just be carrying a mini A-bomb in his belt.

Originally posted by 8bitChris
How do you think Batman would fair with his face ripped off?

probably die...but then again he's full of surprises... you're ignoring the original premise though....what's beast going to do to bats soooo fast that batman can't even react in time?

Deal with it people Beast is going to LOSE nomatter how you do the math .....how is he going to avoid the sonic device or the flash bang...????😆 I'm all ears...

Beast wont have to. Batman would be dead before any of those things went off.

When you got nothing to say.....b..o..y.....you got nothing to say...if this is best you are going to do....g..r..e..a..t 🙂

I love how everyone assumes that Batman will be able to get off one of his doohickies before Beast tears him apart.

Hell, Beast might as well be Flash compared to Batman.

I also love how everone assumes that beast is now faster than a speeding bullet...if not how is he going to cover the distance....or did he his mutation give him a special ability all nightcrawler I don't know about.🙂


Deal with it people Beast is going to LOSE nomatter how you do the math .....how is he going to avoid the sonic device or the flash bang...???? I'm all ears...

Cover his ears and close his eyes? Seriously? You didn't think anyone could do that?

Originally posted by jinzin
beast has enhanced senses tell me..how do you think he'd fair with a super sonic freq emitor...?

Hmm...not too well I'd wager, I guess this is like fighting Spidey minus the Spider sense and the webbing...

How well do flash bangs work on cats anyway? I know they got something in their eyes that helps them adjust to lights in real life. But I don't know if anyone has ever tested their flashbangs on a cat before.

Cover his ears and close his eyes? Seriously? You didn't think anyone could do that?

😆 🤣 😆 wow Beast now has a new ability when he closes his ear no sound can go through and he knows when batman is going to use the flash bang....wow 😆 please forgive me for obvious reasons.

How is beast going to pass the sonic or the flash bang....??

Beast is going to close his eyes and close his ears really strong with his hands... is this what you are trying to telling me or did I interpret it wrong. I am hoping I interpreted it wrong.

Beast is basically a close second to Spiderman's speed and agility. And I believe that Spiderman would close the gap of (Oh, I dunno, let's saaaaaaaay...100 feet) in less than two seconds. And I believe that Beast can do the same thing. Now really. Count to two. See how long that was? Not very long at all. I believe that would be much too fast for ol' Batsy to do anything at all to Beast, much less throw some device at him. And as soon as Beast is anywhere in the 10 foot vicinity, it's DEFINITELY over for Bats. Batman wouldn't be able to pull anything out at that distance before Beast snapped his neck. And don't give me that whole "But Batman can kill him in one move!" crap. Bats would have to hit him in order to do that. And all I see here is Beast snapping Batman's neck.

Or breaking his back, if you want to be nostalgic about it.

yup I think we have a regular flash on our hands...I didn't know...🙂 face it people beast is going to lose.

Are we still assuming that in a NO PREP fight Batman immediately decides oh I'm going to flash bang or oh I know a sonic device will work.

Beast can sprint 60ft in about a second. In a single standing broad jump he covers 25ft. Assuming that they are even 100ft apart, (why are we assuming 100ft?) it takes him all of about a second and a half to reach Batman. Beast claws out Batman's eyes and eats his mouth.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Are we still assuming that in a NO PREP fight Batman immediately decides oh I'm going to flash bang or oh I know a sonic device will work.

Beast can sprint 60ft in about a second. In a single standing broad jump he covers 25ft. Assuming that they are even 100ft apart, (why are we assuming 100ft?) it takes him all of about a second and a half to reach Batman. Beast claws out Batman's eyes and eats his mouth.

I only threw the number 100 out there just to give the illusion that Batman has a chance at all. But knowing (just like you do) that Beast can sprint 60 ft per second, I knew that there really wasn't anyway I could give Batman a chance unless they started in different states.

So, yea. We're in agreement, heh. We usually tend to be actually.

Are we still assuming that in a NO PREP fight Batman immediately decides oh I'm going to flash bang or oh I know a sonic device will work.

Beast can sprint 60ft in about a second. In a single standing broad jump he covers 25ft. Assuming that they are even 100ft apart, (why are we assuming 100ft?) it takes him all of about a second and a half to reach Batman. Beast claws out Batman's eyes and eats his mouth.

I suppose you are going to tell me that in the batman vs. spiderman thread Juntai never posted list of batman's regular arsenal......and those two stuff (sonic or the flash bang) weren't in it...🙂

how long does it take you to reach inside your pocket???
And batman is going to stand there while beast jumps 60ft....Ok I will bite....assuming that beast can cover 100ft in 1.5seconds wouldn't batman be moving away giving himself that extra second he needs to get what ever stuff he needs???

Again in a confined space in an alien room with no where to run against an opponent he knows nothing about....believe it or not batman is going to end the battle as quickly as it started....via any means

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
I suppose you are going to tell me that in the batman vs. spiderman thread Juntai never posted list of batman's regular arsenal......and those two stuff (sonic or the flash bang) weren't in it...🙂

how long does it take you to reach inside your pocket???
And batman is going to stand there while beast jumps 60ft per second....Ok I will bite....assuming that beast can cover 100ft in 1.5seconds wouldn't batman be moving away giving himself that extra second he needs to get what ever stuff he needs???

Again in a confined space in an alien room with no where to run against an opponent he knows nothing about....believe it or not batman is going to end the battle as quickly as it started....via any means

😂 Batman moving away gives him an extra second? Batman moves at 60ft a second? 😂
Who said I don't think Batman has a flash bang or a sonic device? The crux of your argument is that Batman immediately uses a sonic device or a flash bang without any time to assess a situation in a no prep fight. To which, I call BS.
Believe it or not Beast bites Batman's face right off.

man that would suck to have no lips