Lance's Mindless Ramblings

I'm not going to answer these, 'cause are REALLY stupid; like:
do cows drink milk
that's SO classic!

"Why do British people never sound British when they sing?"

You ever heard The Wurzels and/or Chas and Dave?

I don't know any of these, except the one about super-glue.

It doesn't dry up because it only "activates" with the moisture in the air, since the top of the bottle gets plugged up after usage, no moisture gets into the bottle. Taa-daa. 😄

Here's a question to shake the ages:

Why are there so many strange questions coming from Lance's mouth? 😂

Why did you crossed the road mah? 😄

Why did 3PO say "They're madman ! They're heading for the prison level ! If you hurry you might catch them !"

That wasn't very helpful you know.

What is Lance eating, drinking, smoking, snorting, to generate 1 million questions??? 😕 😕 😕 😈 😈 😈

- Why are horses so hard to sit on when they are full of hay?
- Why is Lance still on the loose?

I don't know...hey! guess what...I learned what camel crap looks like today! (kill me)

ehh ok I guess, dont put it in your resume though

Yeah...I hate camels. I guess I can't ever design for Camel Cigarettes..not that I would..I hate cigarettes..hmmmmm....it's all making since now.

not really

Dim, were you at the zoo yesterday ? 😉

😄 No she just took a walk around in her city

the cow drinks milk because gras tastes like poop

if i drive a car in lightspeed and then i turn on the lights. what would happen??? 😕

Originally posted by Mujaffa
the cow drinks milk because gras tastes like poop

I was out in the desert...

How do you know that grass tastes like poop?... 😱

hmmmhmhm.. let's not talk about that

suddenly I have my doubts about some Norboys