Uh-oh! Looks like Lance is back for round 4!
--Isn't it kind of ominous to put your tax returns in the mail box and put up the little red flag?
--What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
--Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
--Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
--Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
--What do you call a female daddy long legs?
--If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
--Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
--If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?
--In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast?
--Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
--Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
--If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
--Why are SOFTballs hard?
--Do vampires get AIDS?
--Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
--Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
--Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?
--If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
--Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
--Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?
--Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
--Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
--Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
--Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
--What do people in China call their good plates?
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