Lance's Mindless Ramblings Round 5
--Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
--If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
--Does a postman deliver his own mail?
--Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
--If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
--Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
--Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
--Does peanut butter really have butter in it?
--Do mimes watch silent movies?
--Is the fear of flying groundless?
--Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living?
--Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the
bathroom is?
--Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?
--If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?
--Why are boxing rings square?
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