Here, lots.
I know a good plastic surgeon. want me to give you his number?
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After looking ar your blind date, "can i borrow youre gun?"
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Go ahead and Super Size - I found spare change in the sofa today.
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I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.
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Something tells me that you're very special ... but with medication I can usually ignore it.
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I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice.
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Wait till my wife hears about this!
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I had a good time tonight. I'd love to see you again in six to eight months with good behavior!
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This is my apartment, but don't break anything, or you'll have to pay for it.
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Here, have a tic-tac. It's on me
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(To the waitress) Could I have your phone number?
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Before we go back to my place -- you're not afraid of cockroaches, are you?
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Hey, check out the babe sittin' in the corner. Wow, what a body!
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I really had a good time tonight, uh, um, what the hell was your name again?
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Nice dress. I have one at home just like it.
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So my hand slipped, and the knife cut about half an inch into my thumb, and the blood was gushing all over the place, so I went to the emergency room to have it stitched up, but it kept throbbing, and swelling, and, oh, but I see you're eating.
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(Looking at her plate) Are you going to finish that?
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My old girlfriend, Lisa, was so beautiful. She looked kind of like you. I used to bring her here all the time. Do you mind if I call you Lisa?
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Well, I don't go out in public all too often. And I don't like to be touched, so don't touch me. And try not to stare at me. And let me know if anybody else is staring at me.
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I've watched this movie with my ex.
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Can I have a doggy bag to take with me? (when you are in a restaurant.)
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My dad/mom wants me to be home by nine.
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Come and meet my parents.
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I have never felt better since taking Prozac.
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I have had 10 lovers; how many have you had?
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Does this look like ringworm to you?
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We don't need a cab. We can walk. It's only eighteen blocks.
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Have you thought about getting a Thigh-master? What about that Ultra Slim-fast, have you tried that?
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this is getting annoying putting all of these lines in. here simple format.
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I've never been on a date here before. I usually just come here with the guys after we go to the mud-wrestling tournaments.
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Hey, look at that guy. What's he eating? And look at that other guy. I wonder if he's gonna leave a tip? Look at those people. What do you think they're talking about? Ooh! That guy just spilled something!
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I lost my job about a week after my father died. Then my wife left me. Then my dog got hit by a car. A couple days later, the landlord sent me an eviction notice. I hope I'm not depressing you, because I really am a fun guy. So anyway, now my neighbor is suing me in a property dispute, and....
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No, the fries are only half-price if you get the burger AND the milkshake! What the hell's the matter with you?! Can't you read?! Are you stupid?!
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Oh, God, it's eleven o'clock! I've got to get home before my wife notices I'm gone!
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