What NOT to say on first dates

Originally posted by CherryTopper
I wanna suck your toes while you pick the zits off my back 😘

I know and thats why I said it

"Have you ever been to band camp? It was fun when I went we played this game and......."

what>

I was refering to American Pie if you didn't get that.

I stuck a flute up my P*ssy

Excuse me, will have sex with me? 😄

"Excuse me, but there's something rotund about you. I shall call you Rotunda."

😂

thats awesome

If you were a doorI bang you all day long

Spoken for, sorry!”

"My wife'd love you!"

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
OUCH!!! Wrong thing to say bruddah!!!

Very wrong.

"Hey, could you maybe look a bit more like Lois from Family Guy? Or, or maybe Betty Rubble? Those chicks do it for me more than you......"

"Hey, I'm a sensitive guy. If you need to cry because your ugly, I'll always be here"

anything you woulnent say to your mother

"So yesterday I killed 5 kittens. That was the most fun I've had all week!"

sigh.

girr

hmph.

ummm.... 😮

Originally posted by Zatch
No I wanted him to say what he meant. I dont think she is ugly she is very hot.

Well here's the thing, my oh-so-young and naive one! First rule when it comes to girls/women/she-males whatever...When someone doggs your better half, the response "so what?" is not exactly complimentary.

Oh no! It's as if you agreed to the "dogger" that your woman IS *shudders*.

What you should have said was: "WHAT?!!?? YOU'RE DEAD, MUTHA F*KKER!!!"

But I guess we live in a civilised world and I'm just a barbarian!!!