What NOT to say on first dates

Started by RaeRox86 pages
RaeRox XoXo

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Well here's the thing, my oh-so-young and naive one! First rule when it comes to girls/women/she-males whatever...When someone doggs your better half, the response "so what?" is not exactly complimentary.

Oh no! It's as if you agreed to the "dogger" that your woman IS *shudders*.

What you should have said was: "WHAT?!!?? YOU'RE DEAD, MUTHA F*KKER!!!"

But I guess we live in a civilised world and I'm just a barbarian!!!


No youre right.

RaeRox XoXo

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
ummm.... 😮
HI! hug moods change

NunYahBidness You can stop looking, now

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
"So yesterday I killed 5 kittens. That was the most fun I've had all week!"
And it was tasty with the curry sauce! But a little less salt next time!

RaeRox XoXo

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
And it was tasty with the curry sauce! But a little less salt next time!
do you have experience in this department? 😆

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

Originally posted by RaeRox
HI! hug moods change

HI! 😄 hug

RaeRox XoXo
Originally posted by LittleGilraen
HI! 😄 hug

wazzup up??? 😛

Commando Queen Senior Member

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Well here's the thing, my oh-so-young and naive one! First rule when it comes to girls/women/she-males whatever...When someone doggs your better half, the response "so what?" is not exactly complimentary.

Oh no! It's as if you agreed to the "dogger" that your woman IS *shudders*.

What you should have said was: "WHAT?!!?? YOU'RE DEAD, MUTHA F*KKER!!!"

But I guess we live in a civilised world and I'm just a barbarian!!!


woah spaz moment

NunYahBidness You can stop looking, now

Originally posted by RaeRox
do you have experience in this department? 😆
Oh yes! Oh wait, I meant no! Um...can I get back with you on that one!!?

RaeRox XoXo
Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Oh yes! Oh wait, I meant no! Um...can I get back with you on that one!!?

Sure pm me later 😛

Commando Queen Senior Member

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Oh yes! Oh wait, I meant no! Um...can I get back with you on that one!!?

so what your saying is no experiance........

yet?

NunYahBidness You can stop looking, now

Originally posted by RaeRox
Sure pm me later 😛
Will do Ms. Magoo!!!
Originally posted by Commando Queen
so what your saying is no experiance........

yet?

Not really! But I've heard they taste like chicken!

Commando Queen Senior Member

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Will do Ms. Magoo!!! Not really! But I've heard they taste like chicken!

nah more like cows..

RaeRox XoXo

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Will do Ms. Magoo!!! Not really! But I've heard they taste like chicken!
Im not even commenting on that one...lmao

The True Fear Restricted

Tell your brother he left the lube at my house

Commando Queen Senior Member

good

NunYahBidness You can stop looking, now

Originally posted by Commando Queen
nah more like cows..
Oh? So you have tasted it then? Hmm...interesting!
Originally posted by RaeRox
Im not even commenting on that one...lmao
WHAT!?!?! Now you know how I feel about that! SAY IT!!!

RaeRox XoXo
Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Oh? So you have tasted it then? Hmm...interesting! WHAT!?!?! Now you know how I feel about that! SAY IT!!!

nothing...just...ms magoo? im not even gonna comment on that one...i understand, youre special hug

NunYahBidness You can stop looking, now

Originally posted by RaeRox
nothing...just...ms magoo? im not even gonna comment on that one...i understand, youre special hug
HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! 😆 I couldn't think of anything to rhyme. Guess my career as a poet is at a dead end I suppose.

Commando Queen Senior Member

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Oh? So you have tasted it then? Hmm...interesting! WHAT!?!?! Now you know how I feel about that! SAY IT!!!

so i have 😖hifty: hehe

RaeRox XoXo
Originally posted by NunYahBidness
HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! 😆 I couldn't think of anything to rhyme. Guess my career as a poet is at a dead end I suppose.

leave the poetry to me ✅ lol kidding, gosh i dont have THAT much self esteem...lmao.