What NOT to say on first dates

Started by Red Superfly86 pages
Red Superfly You creepy little stalker

"I'm bored. Can I put my penis inside your vagina now?"

"That dress is so nice, it would look even better on someone else"

"You smell that? It's BO. Well there's only two of us here and it certainly isn't me!"

Zatch Senior Member

" I hope your paying."

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

"Excuse me for a minute...I have to go change my tampon."

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
"Excuse me for a minute...I have to go change my tampon."

I wouldn't think much on it too much, come to think of it.

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

Originally posted by DarkC
I wouldn't think much on it too much, come to think of it.

But most guys would be totally disgusted. 😘 <-- like that

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
But most guys would be totally disgusted. 😘 <-- like that

I'd just smile and shrug wearily. 😛

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

And thats whats so cool about you 😛

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

bag

Zatch Senior Member

"I just started my period so I hope you dont plan on getting lucky."

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

"Whoa.....so many hot guys here and I'm stuck with the only one who isn't..."

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Zatch
"I just started my period so I hope you dont plan on getting lucky."

I'd be like: "Ah, okay." 😕
Originally posted by LittleGilraen
"Whoa.....so many hot guys here and I'm stuck with the only one who isn't..."

Yeah, that is really harsh.

Zatch Senior Member

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
"Whoa.....so many hot guys here and I'm stuck with the only one who isn't..."
ouch.

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

Originally posted by Zatch
ouch.

✅

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

"Oh, can you wait here for a couple of minutes? I see my friends."

Zatch Senior Member

Originally posted by DarkC
"Oh, can you wait here for a couple of minutes? I see my friends."
that does suck.

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Yeah.

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

"I'm not really into the whole physical contact thing..."

Zatch Senior Member

"does these jeans make my butt look big?"

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

"I have to shit so bad..... Be right back!"

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

Originally posted by Zatch
"does these jeans make my butt look big?"

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