What NOT to say on first dates

Originally posted by CherryTopper
last nite I was just stroking my walrus thinking of you all night

50 first dates 😛 😛

yep 😂

"......yes and also in school I wen't to speacial ed."

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"Well your not exactly as I imagined you last night, but I hope our sex will be more pleasing."

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"I just invested in Virgin Mobile."

Originally posted by CherryTopper
yep 😂

I collect stamps

"Hello, my name is William Hung." (From American Idol)

She bangs! She bangs!

I have a 11 foot cock in my house (johnny depp)

Once you go black.....you get herpes

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Originally posted by black robb
Once you go black.....you get herpes

"Damn your twice as big as my last date"

"you look like that stripped i saw last night"

"you remind me of my ex's dog."

"Do you like analingus?"

"I am sorry I was talking to my wife on the phone could you repeat that?"

"I am sorry what was you name again?"

Originally posted by Zatch
"I am sorry what was you name again?"

"Damn it I just wet myself again!"

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
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"Oh I am sorry I thought you were gay."