What NOT to say on first dates

😂 I've grown tired of correcting other people's spelling.

Originally posted by DarkC
😂 I've grown tired of correcting other people's spelling.

Yeah, Merdelian finds it annoying.

Originally posted by DarkC
😂 I've grown tired of correcting other people's spelling.

mine does to

People call me the heartbreaker 😉

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
People call me the heartbreaker 😉

How about for guys?

"People call me the ladykiller."

thats what not to say 😉 I'm usally the one with the broken heart 😛

"Did you know my mom is dating your dad in this very same restauraunt. They found each other on the internet. Ohh they are gonna get it on tonight!" 😘

"The last girl I dated put a protective order on me."

the last guy I dated said to me I was the woman he wants to marry and I was junior in HS and I wanted to throw up

"you aren't as pretty as my ex"

wow my ex boyfreind had bigger feet than you

and hands

"I shaved mr happy last night"

hey after we have sex tonight wanna shave my back

"I am in love with you"

thank you

tee hee JK

last nite I was just stroking my walrus thinking of you all night

"I here voices that tell me to kill you"

I have a bone to pick with you and it's in my pants (sorry that just popped in my head)