What NOT to say on first dates

Girl: *pulls up pant leg* "I'm all natural" *leg is hairier than the guys*

"Its only a little rash, my doctor says it will go away."

I wanna kiss you *has big brocolli in teeth and smells of garlic* 😘

"you remind me of my dead ex girl friend."

"i use a marker for practice"

Originally posted by Commando Queen
"i use a marker for practice"

Originally posted by Zatch
omg lisha!!! you would think of that to say.

Originally posted by Commando Queen
rofl.. you gotta admit it is funny! 😛

Originally posted by Zatch
totally. I wonder how many people actually got that?

I recognise you, I think I killed a girl that looked like you before..

NO depends on how dirty their mind is.

Originally posted by Zatch
NO depends on how dirty their mind is.

you guess? You mean you know.

whatever..glahers

"is it me or are you hot?"

I think I know what you mean, if you mean a marker pen 😬

Originally posted by eggmayo
I think I know what you mean, if you mean a marker pen 😬

i have 12 children hidden at home witha pissed off nanny

wanna fvck now?

"All my other girlfriends thought I was crazy."

" I am out on parole"