What NOT to say on first dates

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Zatch Senior Member

come one you have to have better ones than that.

Otaku Skyhighatrist

What you should never say on a first date...(except if it goes really well)

Zatch Senior Member

omg..

Otaku Skyhighatrist
Originally posted by Zatch
omg..

What not to say on first dates eh...

''Want to meet (______enter name here) jr.?''

**** this is hard...i have no idea....

Zatch Senior Member

I know I ran out of ideas on like page 10.

danagrint Rupert's Wife

"Can we stop talking and skip to sex?"

ben_dover Senior Member

You: "Wana come in for some cofee?"
Date: "Sure"
You: "Have you seen Misery?"
Date: "No."
You: "Then this will all be new to you."

Zatch Senior Member

them were pretty good.

ben_dover Senior Member

Your date said something....
Then you reply with....
"Wait till my wife hears about this!"
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Something tells me that you're very special ... but with medication I can usually ignore it.
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I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice.
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danagrint Rupert's Wife
Originally posted by ben_dover

Something tells me that you're very special ... but with medication I can usually ignore it.
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I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice.
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those two I found on the internet

Zatch Senior Member

they were all three good.

ben_dover Senior Member

Originally posted by danagrint
those two I found on the internet

Good for you!

I at least didn't hesitate to post them up here for the humors sake.

Zatch Senior Member

lol

el_barto I'm So Bored With the USA

"My momy says your the devil"

Zatch Senior Member

omg lol lolthumbup

ben_dover Senior Member

"I got upgraded to VIP status at the local adult video center, and all new arrivals are reserved for me under "Gold Status."

jerlark386 Restricted

Guy:"You know about KMC?"
Girl:"Well.. yeah, I used to post there alot actually"
Guy:"You know about that one KMCdude guy."
Girl:"..."
Guy:"Thats actually me."

ben_dover Senior Member
Originally posted by jerlark386
Guy:"You know about KMC?"
Girl:"Well.. yeah, I used to post there alot actually"
Guy:"You know about that one KMCdude guy."
Girl:"..."
Guy:"Thats actually me."

😆 You will get dissed without any warning at all!!! 😆

danagrint Rupert's Wife

Originally posted by jerlark386
Guy:"You know about KMC?"
Girl:"Well.. yeah, I used to post there alot actually"
Guy:"You know about that one KMCdude guy."
Girl:"..."
Guy:"Thats actually me."
😆 😆

ben_dover Senior Member

"The reason I got divorsed is because I broke my penis while trying to have sex with her by tripping over her dog....Took months till I could pee without the pain...."