What NOT to say on first dates

"What's your bra size?"

"Hey, I know her, she does this weird thing in bed where she......😐"

not bad not bad at all.

Can i poo in your mouth?

nasty

so totally nasty.

"You hear about that guy who killed his girlfriend on their first date?"

omg that is such a good one.

do you know the muffin man?

"Is your daddy a baker because those buns are fine?"

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
"Yeah, you might have seen me on the internet before..."

hello, did you know that picking your nose is healthy?

"Ï do hope you have sex at first dates"'😐

Fvck this is hard...

I hope you realise I'm actually female.

😂 these are crazy

awesome i know. Thank your truely for this thread.

I am pregnant

I would be out of there after someone saying that.

"One of my legs is shorter than the other."

thats why I said it

I have herpes

Why did you ask me here?
You do know I'm only 13, right?