What NOT to say on first dates

Ive got this ras...for like 2 weeks...

"First things first ; lemmie secure my denture"

Originally posted by GCG
"First things first ; lemmie secure my denture"

"Would you like to have a threesome with me and my wife?"

"so ya wanna get FUNKY" then breaks out in the chacha slide 😄

"Can I put my gametes in your zygote"

"Can I put my junk in your trunk"

Okay, let's be honest here. You want to go shopping or dine and I want you on my bed.

Can I bang you?

you wanna bang me

"I want you in there in five"

I can't believe you just ate the whole thing !

i am officially free of hemeriods as of yesterday

Originally posted by Zatch
I was thinking. What would be the worst thing you could say to your date? Especially your first date.

''So like, when we get married, I think our first child should be called Matthew if its a boy''

''You remind me of my ex''

''How many people have YOU slept with?''

So, anyway, the type of aids I have is not contagious. Honestly. Ok, it is.
Wanna have sex anyway?

You seem like a whore, so you'll probably get it sooner or later.

You know...you quite honestly look like my Mom ! 😱

GIMME SOME SEX B*TCH!

Originally posted by A.D. Skinner
You know...you quite honestly look like my Mom ! 😱

Ok, havent had a chance of hearing that one, but nothing suprises me these days.

Officially. Date. Killer.

Sorry, I can't wear condoms.

The devil told me they were not allowed.

I thought for our first date we could go Cow Tippin ! YeeHaw !

Originally posted by Bloigen
Sorry, I can't wear condoms.

The devil told me they were not allowed.

Ew.