What NOT to say on first dates

Damn you're hot I knew I should have douched today 😒

Christ your Mother is hot.

Is that your Sister or your best friend? no matter... Hey I want to throw a wild suggestion out there...

mmm...bored

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
😛 would it now.......I didn't know......I guess that's what you get for being a dominatrix while dating a vampire vampire

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
Well that means that I have to postpone my date with Stan......so I'll move Stan to Wednesday, Jack to Thursday, Steve to Friday, Jim to Saturday, Fred to Sunday, and George to Monday.......$#!+ that leaves no time for my wedding!!!!

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
Let's go before the white coats find me

"Hey, sweet t its! All my tests came back negative! You feelin' lucky?"

Originally posted by Impediment
"Hey, sweet t its! All my tests came back negative! You feelin' lucky?"

Originally posted by darksora
shall we take this to pm and i trusted u 🙄 * im wearing a white coat * found ya now i need a glove

no we don't need to take that to a pm.........I posted the thing with the different person for every day in retort to the guy above me.........

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHITE COATS AND GLOVES!!!!! *pulls out cross* (white coat: *smacks cross away*) me: $#!+ I thought that would work *cowers*

A man:Your Boobs are bigger then my previous Girl friend

randomness 😛

female: I decided to take you to where I work

male: YOU WORK AT A BROTHEL?!?!?!?!

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
female: I decided to take you to where I work

male: YOU WORK AT A BROTHEL?!?!?!?!

😆

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
no we don't need to take that to a pm.........I posted the thing with the different person for every day in retort to the guy above me.........

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHITE COATS AND GLOVES!!!!! *pulls out cross* (white coat: *smacks cross away*) me: $#!+ I thought that would work *cowers*

Originally posted by darksora
i know u were * as u cower *how did u get out of your cage now u gat a spanking bend over my knee!

AHHHHHHHH!!!! *tries to run* (white coat: that won't work *throws insane person over his shoulder*) me: put me down *is kicking and screaming*

Wanna Make Babies??? naughty

I have a boner.

Female: Hello, my name is Lady (place a name here) and I will be your "date" this evening.......any questions?

Male: What the f*ck are you talking about? *looks around the room to see chains, scourges, and branding irons* what kind of freak show do you run here?

Female: *whips date* I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK!!! *whips again* TO THE WALL

(I think I'll leave you here 😄 )

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
Female: Hello, my name is Lady (place a name here) and I will be your "date" this evening.......any questions?

Male: What the f*ck are you talking about? *looks around the room to see chains, scourges, and branding irons* what kind of freak show do you run here?

Female: *whips date* I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK!!! *whips again* TO THE WALL

(I think I'll leave you here 😄 )

Originally posted by Zatch
😂 I that is very good.

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
Why thank you.....I was hoping that my bf would see it 😆

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Originally posted by Zatch
Who is your bf? You are good at this...you must think about it often...

my bf is darksora and I do think about him often