What NOT to say on first dates

Hurraaaay. 😐

"So, how hard do you like it?"

Put your weener in a hotdog bun and be like, "So there, little lady, want some hotdog?" 😬

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Put your weener in a hotdog bun and be like, "So there, little lady, want some hotdog?" 😬

"Would you like some relish to go with this footlong?"

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
actually, I know someone that has a penisring and he actually likes being groped.......i think..........of course he thinks he's a vampire too so I guess you could call him weird 😄

shock

oh, hell no............NEXT!!!!!!

QueenLatifaFan.........................NEXT!!!!!!

Spit or Swallow?

"So what are your thoughts about anal penetration?"

When you get bored just randomly say "la"

"soooo....have you ever been penetrated?"
"you haven't?"
"good can't stand contracting another one of those diseases."

Let me clean a place for you to sit. *Wipes off face*tongue

Originally posted by ThePittman
Let me clean a place for you to sit. *Wipes off face*tongue

*Farts* "Sorry it slipped. Wow someone light a match!"

Originally posted by Zatch
not bad...actually that is hilarious...

*Farts* "Sorry it slipped. Wow someone light a match!"

Originally posted by ThePittman
😆 Here is a line my friend used once. “What winks and f*cks like a tiger?” wink3

Here is one that, I sh*t you not was used by this girl on my buddy while were sitting in a bar. “Do you want to f*uck? Or do I owe you an apology?” Needless to say it work.

Originally posted by ThePittman
Here is one that, I sh*t you not was used by this girl on my buddy while were sitting in a bar. “Do you want to f*uck? Or do I owe you an apology?” Needless to say it work.

Don't you just hate blind dates...I mean you could possibly end up with someone as ugly as you!

"talk about pig."

show pics of your cat.

I recently had a guy do that to me.😂

"My mother is in the other room...shh"