What NOT to say on first dates

Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Gal: Do you like my penis?

sad 😐

girl: "Well, as I'm sure you've noticed I'm a sl@t--"

guy: *stops her there speaking with excitement in his voice* "Okay, then can we threesome with one of your friends?"

"Im sorry i just have to ask, are you male or female, i couldn't tell"

".....you'll be my first."

Girl: you're the nicest guy I never met 😊

"did you ever think you had to fart but ended up shitting your pants?"

Girl: I must say, pink and black stripes do look good on you.........now just let me put this white foundation and black eyeliner and lipstick on you 😄

Originally posted by PVS
"did you ever think you had to fart but ended up shitting your pants?"

💃

another thing not to say is "can we hurry up and finish im horny"

"Hey sugar boobs, what say we go get some pizza and we screw like bunnies all night? *SLAP* Whats the matter? You dont like pizza?

excuse me I gotta take a sh!t

"i hope you arent wearing underwear b!tch"

You look so familiar.............hey, didn't I give you a bj at the brothel the other night?

jump on the table shouting "im gonna get laid tonight, woot"

sixty-what? sixty-nine, alright *said like Quagmire on Family Guy*

*uncomfortable silence* Um......you wouldnt happen to have a sister, would you?

boy - "i name my balls, would you like to know their names?"
girl - "not really sorry"
boy then slaps woman and sticks bob and john (his balls) in her mouth

"erm...can I like get in your pants?"

girl: Hi.
boy: Oh, hi... I thought I was meeting your sister here...