What NOT to say on first dates

"I want to **** you."

Oh no. Just no.

"hold on my ex is calling"

could you put some more makeup on, please?

Originally posted by Zatch
lmao...ok then.

😂

*Is that your bulge? Not impressive*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
😂

*Is that your bulge? Not impressive*

😂

"can we go now, i gotta bring my moms car back"

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
😂

I deliver.eyes

*Hey if we see anyone I know let's just say we're related*

me and my brother are really close, we share EVERYTHING.

*So how much do you like the cock?*

Originally posted by The Pict
me and my brother are really close, we share EVERYTHING.

ugh. Ew!
😘

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*So how much do you like the cock?*

😐

Oh shit, I forgot my wallet! You think you can grab the bill?

i once got so drunk i p*ssed the bed.

*Feel free to order anything you want....................off the kids menu*

Are you a virgin?

man: yeah my last girlfriend was dumped me after four years, i was pretty devastated.

woman: i'm sorry to hear that. why did she dump you?

man: for sleeping with her sister, can you believe that?

Originally posted by Mei Amor
Are you a virgin?

😆 That's a definite no-no!

How old is your mother?

"One sec my wife is on the phone...she says the kids need new shoes."

Did you know I have a boyfirend?