What NOT to say on first dates

Hmm...Hot...mmm

ok.......subject change. 😂

I like this topic. RJ's mom is hot.. Woo Hoo!

"Excuse me. I have to shit like a Persian war elephant."

*Ahem* "Had to get the cum out of my throat."

so, ready to exercise your rope escaping skills?

me: your brothers gay.
girl: how do you know?
Me: gaydar
girl: i thought only gay guys had that.
Me: leftright

"You're wearing the same dress as me?!"

"I peed my pants........*choking sob* "

"Ignore the sirens in the background, just continue looking foward"

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? 'Cause I can totally see myself in them!"

Originally posted by Scythe
"You're wearing the same dress as me?!"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Cant believe I missed that one. lets see......

"Star Trek or Star Wars?"

If they can't answer the question without being willing to at least see them if they haven't already, then they are not the woman for me. 😐

"Hang on, just gotta take my gonorrhea meds real quick..."

Hi, my name is Rex. I am a Captain!!!

Want to multiply???

Guy: "Do you use pads or tampons?"

Girl: "Ew gross why!?"

Guy: "So i know what gift to get you on our next date naughty"

I smell tuna.....do you?

First date taboo topics: ex-girlfriends, past heartbreak, religion, politics, and money.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Ever done it with a Moderator?

lol