What NOT to say on first dates

Yes, yes it is yours.

Are those real?

😆

... Where's the rest of it??

You remind me of my mom.

You smell like my daddy

Me so horny, baby.

I've got the munchies and I could really go for some clitoris.

Can I check your tonsils?

I lead a very healthy lifestyle. I could make you a bush salad renske

I am an oral ninja.

My mom wants to videotape us making out.

Do you mind?

I got a gun in my pocket.

I didn't bring a condom

Do you have any condoms?

"I kill people." 😐

Want a pickle tickle?

"Do you have any money"

How much do i owe you? 😐

Originally posted by Zatch
I was thinking. What would be the worst thing you could say to your date? Especially your first date.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
'hi, im foxmeister'.

"You had better have a penis"

"Can you pay the bill"