What NOT to say on first dates

Started by FoxMeister86 pages

How about nothing?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ever done it with a Moderator?
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I need to try this.mmm

"You may not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away"

😐

Originally posted by Because I can
"You may not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away"

😐

crylaugh

"Wanna go back to my mom's place and she'll bake us some cake."

"If I get to score, my mom said she likes to watch."

"Am I good looking or do you need another drink?"

Anything that starts with, "My last girlfriend..."

Originally posted by Selphie
Anything that starts with, "My last girlfriend..."
Or "My ex wife..."

Hah! I would think in my head, "Awk-ward!"

I would think "Ex wife? This used to be a guy?!? Wtf!!!? I need to get the hell out of here!" haermm

"I'm bipolar awesome"

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what not to do on a first date.

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Can I lick your lint?

Anything that involves a 'friend' who is addicted to sex, and that's where you discovered your knack for it 😕

Never used that one. haermm

LOL - I wouldn't either.. Haha

Would you like to taste my zipple?

"I appear to have left my pants at home...

Can i borrow yours?"

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Can I lick your lint?

hanuts