What NOT to say on first dates

"You're on the pill right. I got a good feeling 'bout tonight"

I asked a guy on a date once how often he charged his phone. SAD!

Can you speak slower? I was educated in the penal system.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My chatroom or yours.

To bad you had to do it before you learnt.

Originally posted by Ryo 666
To bad you had to do it before you learnt.

Nice try though. fu

But how else did you get you're last 2 big girlfriends?

That 16 year old looking girl and FJ was it? Her daddy had to tell you to leave her alone? Wow. 😐

Originally posted by Ryo 666
But how else did you get you're last 2 big girlfriends?

That 16 year old looking girl and FJ was it? Her daddy had to tell you to leave her alone? Wow. 😐

Come on AJ.

You can do better than that.

Originally posted by McLovin
Come on AJ.

You can do better than that.

Originally posted by McLovin
Come on AJ.

You can do better than that.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
who's AJ? haermm

AJ is a homosexual member that was banned quite the while ago.

He has no life and keeps "socking" to make himself feel better and torment other decent members on this site.

AJ is also made of fail and Aids.

laughcry

Somehow this line seems to work

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

Originally posted by McLovin
AJ is a homosexual member that was banned quite the while ago.

He has no life and keeps "socking" to make himself feel better and torment other decent members on this site.

AJ is also made of fail and Aids.

laughcry

Originally posted by McLovin
AJ is a homosexual member that was banned quite the while ago.

He has no life and keeps "socking" to make himself feel better and torment other decent members on this site.

AJ is also made of fail and Aids.

laughcry

LOL

I hardly spend anytime here, yet I have no life.

You made pedo jokes (That is you right) and spend a good amount of time here.

I make fun of the pervs like him yet I have no life. Strange...

Originally posted by Ryo 666
LOL

I hardly spend anytime here, yet I have no life.

You made pedo jokes (That is you right) and spend a good amount of time here.

I make fun of the pervs like him yet I have no life. Strange...

lol, hey AJ.

haermm

Originally posted by McLovin
lol, hey AJ.

haermm

Jealous of you're Internet girlfriends. Of course.

Originally posted by Ryo 666
Jealous of you're Internet girlfriends. Of course.

Tell us AJ, how did Kdiddy's cock taste?

RJ dates girls on the internet? 😕

Originally posted by DustinTsure
I was thinking. What would be the worst thing you could say to your date? Especially your first date.

Hey, do these bumps on my penis look contagious?

Originally posted by steverules
RJ dates girls on the internet? 😕

And yeah, I met someone by chance recently here. I should be put to death, for I am the only one to ever do this. wanker