What NOT to say on first dates

Never tell your date that s/he looks like your ex

Never give your date a bad complement

Never say "I love you." just because she gave it up on the first date.

Never tell your date you hate what he/she is wearing

never talk about your ex on your first date

Never order curry on your first date.

or garlic

Or anything Mexican.

Gusta Chorizo?

dont ask the person if they plan to put out

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
dont ask the person if they plan to put out

Or more bluntly...

Don't ask to stick your penis in her vagina.

lmao

Feel free to super size your meal. You're worth that extra quarter.

"Yes, I'll have the Porterhouse Steak, she'll be having the salad because she doesn't need to gain any weight."

See if I have the correct change in my pocket.

Never quote Deliverance on the first date

Originally posted by lockerom
Never quote Deliverance on the first date

"You got a pretty mouth."

Never say something in a foreign language trying to look smart.

squeal like a piggy?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Never say something in a foreign language trying to look smart.

"Ombre du fromage."