Mormons

Started by queeq119 pages

Sing it, Rainx.

I don't remember the words..

"I stand (somewhere) and in the name of God, the B I B L E, BIBLE!

Originally posted by Rainx
Well what if someone or a group of people realized that sex and drugs and all those things can produce many problems for people that can stem off at any moment and produce another problem, and another and another, and then wrote it and called it faith, and everyone just believed b/c they saw the truth in it.

yes, the B-I-B-L-E, yes that's the book for me

You've also gotta remember when that was first written. Which dates back atleast 4 or 5 thousand years ago.

Originally posted by Rainx
I don't remember the words..

"I stand (somewhere) and in the name of God, the B I B L E, BIBLE!

And now... with music and dance. ๐Ÿ’ƒ

I suppose I should like the Mormons, since I'm Native American and all.

Why is that?

I read somewhere in these threads that they believe them to be the sacred race of Lehi or something crazy. I dunno, but I guess I'm gonna vote Mitt Romney afterall.

Originally posted by queeq
God never says there should be no sex before marriage.

According to the Bible he does:

1 Corinthians 6:13 "The body is not meant for sexual immorality, but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body.

1 Corinthians 7:8-9 "Now to the unmarried and the widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarries, as I am. But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion.

Hebrews 13:4 "Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.

Those are the only ones I could find at this time. ๐Ÿ™‚

Originally posted by Rainx
I don't remember the words..

"I stand (somewhere) and in the name of God, the B I B L E, BIBLE!

I stand alone on the word of God, the B-I-B-L-E... Sorry, couldn't help myself ๐Ÿ™‚

Originally posted by LORD JLRTENJAC
According to the Bible he does:

1 Corinthians 6:13 "The body is not meant for sexual immorality, but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body.

1 Corinthians 7:8-9 "Now to the unmarried and the widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarries, as I am. But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion.

Hebrews 13:4 "Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.

Those are the only ones I could find at this time. ๐Ÿ™‚

And yet, it still doesn't say no sex before marriage.

Originally posted by queeq
And yet, it still doesn't say no sex before marriage.

doh Ok, not exactly word for word, but that's not all of the verses about it... hang on...

Hehehe

Peter Chapter 6 verse 9

"In order to do this correctly, the man must lie flat on his back. The female will then sit on his face and eat the flesh of man."

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Here's a nice one, I like it:

"You have heard that it was said, 'do not commit adultery." But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

Unfortunately fate has conspired againset me and I have to go in to work...

It's been an interesting day... Yesterday I get put on the schedule for 12:30-7:00, today I get called and told that I don't have to come in, and just now, I got called and it turns out that the truck is arriving today anyway, and thus they need me... Fate is a jerk! ๐Ÿ˜  (Not that I really believe in fate.) ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by LORD JLRTENJAC
Here's a nice one, I like it:

"You have heard that it was said, 'do not commit adultery." But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

That's about having sex with people while being married to someone else. Says nothing about sex before marriage.

Job: Chapter 7 Verse 11

"Get me a slushy! But beware of the serpent. If you are caught looking at another man's serpent, you will go to hell, for this is God's law, and that is the law of God. Amen."

I see the Bible 2.0 coming out soon.

Good point. Just like there are variations of religions, there will be variations of Bibles.. Oh wait there already are!

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3.0 then?

Holy smokes this site can change in 24 hours!!