Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found em!"
Originally posted by s|m
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found em!"
Actually he has blinked once, and that caused the big bang, which is why nobody knows about it!
A waiter aske Chuck Norris what he would be eating that night. Chuck Norris replied "Do you serve souls?" The waiter merely chuckled , then every patron and employee in the restaurant simultaneously hung themselves.
Chuck Norris was arrested in the early 80's for throwing stray cats at oncoming buses.
Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom "Full House." He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olsen triplets.
Originally posted by Syren
Chuck Norris's body is not made up of individual cells. Nobody knows what he's made up of because whenever a scientist tries to examine him Chuck roundhouse kicks him in the face so hard he ceases to exist. But the legend is that Chuck exists only out of pure awesomeness.😕 Who's Chuck Norris?
This guy!