So, I'm thinking of starting a cult...

Started by DaCanadianMoose9 pages

Re: Re: So, I'm thinking of starting a cult...

Originally posted by TigerLover
Followers - that would be the hunters tracking you

Pine cones at airports... *rings anti-terror squad*

Surgically implanted antlers - you are not implanting your "antler" in me!

30 wives because they keep divorcing you!

The only god of mousse is ONKEN! http://www.onkendairy.co.uk/products_mousse.aspx

and moosekteers? arnt they the soldiers who fire lead shot out of muskets???

[b]WHERE DO I SIGN UP? 😄 [/B]

Followers - that would be the hunters tracking you - so what? I take what I can get.

Pine cones at airports... *rings anti-terror squad* Yeah? *calls Gender reassignment squad*

Surgically implanted antlers - you are not implanting your "antler" in me! Like you've ever complained!

30 wives because they keep divorcing you! I got nuthin.

The only god of mousse is ONKEN! http://www.onkendairy.co.uk/products_mousse.aspx Not nice.

and moosekteers? arnt they the soldiers who fire lead shot out of muskets???

Sign in blood, right here.
😄

*slits wrist* *grabs stick*

Sure I'll join. Who do I take my orders from?

Originally posted by DarkC
Sure I'll join. Who do I take my orders from?

Umm...hello? wavey

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Umm...hello? wavey

Oh, thought there might've been captains or somethin'.

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh, thought there might've been captains or somethin'.

😂 I guess there could be....I'll have to look at my 'family' here and see what I can come up with.

For now, go out and solicit for money. 🙂

What can I do for you my dear Moose? 😄

Ignore me I'm new so im randomly posting in threads to get the feel of this place.

Moose! I want to Sign up if its still possible! 😄

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
What can I do for you my dear Moose? 😄

I'm so glad you're here. 🙂

I need help re-arranging the furniture in the master bedroom...won't take long...an hour or 2...or 3.... naughty 😉

Originally posted by stackaberry
Ignore me I'm new so im randomly posting in threads to get the feel of this place.

Post away. 🙂

Pine cone? 😄

Originally posted by † Mäs †
Moose! I want to Sign up if its still possible! 😄

'Course mate...grab a robe and head out to the airport. 😛

What is it with you and pine cones?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I'm so glad you're here. 🙂

I need help re-arranging the furniture in the master bedroom...won't take long...an hour or 2...or 3.... naughty 😉

😆 okay naughty...
I will be there re-arranging 🙄 *winks*

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Post away. 🙂

Pine cone? 😄

Pine cones?

*Grabs Rope*

So What am I doing 🤨

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
😆 okay naughty...
I will be there re-arranging 🙄 *winks*

Be in to help you in a moment....I have to deal with Mas who is for some reason grabbing a rope. 🤨

Originally posted by stackaberry
Pine cones?

It's a moose thing... 😮

Originally posted by † Mäs †
*Grabs Rope*

So What am I doing 🤨

ROBE!!!

A cult ROBE!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Be in to help you in a moment....I have to deal with Mas who is for some reason grabbing a rope. 🤨
okay 😄 ... *continues rearranging*