So, I'm thinking of starting a cult...

Started by DaCanadianMoose9 pages
Originally posted by Maya Zurak
😎 yeah ...I'm part of the "Mooseketeers" *wears outfit*
we need to make a party! 😄

Right...Maya has the idea....party!

Everybody strip!! 💃

*notices that he is the only naked one.* 🥷

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Oh, there'll be presents Clovie. Lots of giving.....LOTS of giving...
how should I understand this? eyes

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
You know, the kind where, I am the centrifugal figure, the head honcho, the Main Moose, and I have followers who will obey my every command and carry out my whims and fanatical views.

Think of it as a special club for the socially inept. For those who need a domineering force in their lives to tell them what to do.

We'll pass out pine cones at major airports and solicit for money.

Everyone can have antlers surgically implanted into their heads.

I will take upwards of 30 wives and sire countless offspring.

We'll all make a pact to join the Pagan Moose God, Bullwinkle in the netherworld, when life on earth gets too mundane.

And we'll call ourselves, The Mooseketeers.

So, who's first to sign up? 🙂

sign me up for the cult dancingman

oh...and maybe one of those wives positions too naughty

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
sign me up for the cult dancingman

oh...and maybe one of those wives positions too naughty

You can be our fish. ✅

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Right...Maya has the idea....party!

Everybody strip!! 💃

*notices that he is the only naked one.* 🥷

*points eyes on Moose* 😎 ehey Moose... you look SO ... SO MOOSE! 😱
*cough* well, let's celebrate this... beginning... you naked... *cheers* 🍺

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
You can be our fish. ✅
hmm a fish? 😕

*climbs a ladder and stands on tip toes trying to reach the high window...* almooost....

Originally posted by Clovie
how should I understand this? eyes

Understand it any way you want to baby... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
*points eyes on Moose* 😎 ehey Moose... you look SO ... SO MOOSE! 😱
*cough* well, let's celebrate this... beginning... you naked... *cheers* 🍺

Yes....erm...right then.... 😮

Originally posted by Ms Flower
*climbs a ladder and stands on tip toes trying to reach the high window...* almooost....
If you need some help, let me know 😄

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yes....erm...right then.... 😮
naughty chess?

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
If you need some help, let me know 😄

naughty chess?

*watches* shock

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
If you need some help, let me know 😄

naughty chess?

😆 😆 Yes, I'd love a game.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*watches* shock
you can help us too Maynard 😄

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
😆 😆 Yes, I'd love a game.
I wont let you win.

I'm in, of course... I already have my name; English Moosette is back in business diva

thank you maya 😊

kear-bear wavey

ShellBell 😍

How are you darling?

Originally posted by Syren
ShellBell 😍

How are you darling?

Im well....better then the last several months...😊 ....and you?

*begins warming milk for hot chocolate...*

Originally posted by Syren
I'm in, of course... I already have my name; English Moosette is back in business diva

Yay! clap I loved that girl. 😮

😉 no prob Shell, are you ready with all the deco? 😄

I guess now we can turn the lights on 😄

*goes out and looks the MOOSEHOUSE from the front side*

I think we need more lights Shellie 😱😄

Can never have too many lights.. ✅