So, I'm thinking of starting a cult...

Started by Maya Zurak9 pages

True FI! ... *goes for more lights* 😊

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
😉 no prob Shell, are you ready with all the deco? 😄

I guess now we can turn the lights on 😄

*goes out and looks the MOOSEHOUSE from the front side*

I think we need more lights Shellie 😱😄

Holy Hell! My children, you have done well.

As a reward, we shall all engage in an orgy of Biblical proportions! 💃

Or we can have fruti cake.

did you said FRUTI CAKE?!! 😱

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
did you said FRUTI CAKE?!! 😱

Amazingly I did...🤨

Fruti cake? ..is that like extra fruti fruit cake? 😱

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Understand it any way you want to baby... 😖hifty:
I will get lotsa presents jumping45

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Amazingly I did...🤨
oh yes you did

Originally posted by Fianna
Fruti cake? ..is that like extra fruti fruit cake? 😱

It's like, gay fruit cake.

*brings out tray with mugs of hot chocolate for everyone* I made it...now drink it...just be careful...that first sip packs a punch!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
It's like, gay fruit cake.
as opposed to straight fruit cake? 😛

Originally posted by Fianna
as opposed to straight fruit cake? 😛

😂 Yes, the complete opposite.

*takes hot chocolate* droolio
*takes some of that opposed-to-straight-fruti-cake* 😄

Originally posted by Clovie
I will get lotsa presents jumping45

If you want to call them presents, yes. 😄

*drinks hot chocolate to brace against the cold* 😖mart:

Alright chaps...I'm out..see y'all tomorrow group

*sits quietly and drinks pepsi with fruit cake*

C'ya FI! good night 😉
*sits next to Ms Flower and starts to talk about flowers* 😄

Originally posted by Fianna
*drinks hot chocolate to brace against the cold* 😖mart:

Alright chaps...I'm out..see y'all tomorrow group

take care Ash hug

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
C'ya FI! good night 😉
*sits next to Ms Flower and starts to talk about flowers* 😄
😊 I love flowers....tiger lilies are my fav.

Originally posted by Ms Flower
take care Ash hug

😊 I love flowers....tiger lilies are my fav.

aww pretty, I like tulips 😄

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
If you want to call them presents, yes. 😄
call whom presents? 😖hifty:

Re: So, I'm thinking of starting a cult...

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
You know, the kind where, I am the centrifugal figure, the head honcho, the Main Moose, and I have [b]followers who will obey my every command and carry out my whims and fanatical views.

Think of it as a special club for the socially inept. For those who need a domineering force in their lives to tell them what to do.

We'll pass out pine cones at major airports and solicit for money.

Everyone can have antlers surgically implanted into their heads.

I will take upwards of 30 wives and sire countless offspring.

We'll all make a pact to join the Pagan Moose God, Bullwinkle in the netherworld, when life on earth gets too mundane.

And we'll call ourselves, The Mooseketeers.

So, who's first to sign up? 🙂 [/B]

Followers - that would be the hunters tracking you

Pine cones at airports... *rings anti-terror squad*

Surgically implanted antlers - you are not implanting your "antler" in me!

30 wives because they keep divorcing you!

The only god of mousse is ONKEN! http://www.onkendairy.co.uk/products_mousse.aspx

and moosekteers? arnt they the soldiers who fire lead shot out of muskets???

WHERE DO I SIGN UP? 😄