Captain America vs Batman(no shield-no gadgets)

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Well, I don't see Bruce lifting giant cement debris over his head and tossing it up toward a sniper position and knocking him out. The tree and telephone pole feats also seem out of range. There's also the fact that Captain America dodges bullets due to actually seeing them faster.

Seriously. What are the dimensions of that concrete slab? It's wider than Cap's shoulders by like half a foot on either side, longer than it is wide and it's a good eight inches thick. Plus the steel re-barb for reinforcement. That thing could weight in excess of 2,000lbs no problem... and he tossed it like a baseball.

How cap is said to be able to dodge bullets is irrelevant. Bruce does the same and honestly had better evasion feats.

srank measurements are calculated based in what he infers from non specific non information. How did he come to the conclusion that the sarcophagus dropped on slade only weighed a couple hundred pounds? Just yesterdat he was saying tombs weighed 1600-1800 lbs on average. He interprets things how he wants to suit his argurment.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Well, I don't see Bruce lifting giant cement debris over his head and tossing it up toward a sniper position and knocking him out.

Stops a flying 600 pound Man-Bat's full momentum and then swings it around like it's a damn kite.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
The tree and telephone pole feats also seem out of range.

You can't be serious. How many Batman comics have you read?

Here, let's get warmed up a bit. Batman bench-presses 2000+ lbs on a regular basis (you can see on one side how the second to biggest one is 500 lbs):

By comparison, Cap does the same thing, only with 1100 lbs:

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
There's also the fact that Captain America dodges bullets due to actually seeing them faster.

How does that differ from...any other bullet-timer?

Batman doesn't even need to see bullets, he senses them closing in from behind due to the air pressure, dodges and simultaneously takes down the shooter with his back turned, using batarangs:

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batfreezesniper1.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batfreezesniper2.jpg

Originally posted by namorsubby
How cap is said to be able to dodge bullets is irrelevant. Bruce does the same and honestly had better evasion feats.

srank measurements are calculated based in what he infers from non specifis non information. How did you come to the conclusion that the sarcophagus dropped on slade only weighed a couple hundred pounds. Just yesterdat he was saying tombs weighed 1600-1800 lbs on average. He interiors things norbert he wants to suit his argurment.

If you know how tall Captain America is, and you know where the vanishing points are you can determine the exact measurements of everything on that plane. I estimated because I can't be bothered to drop that in to Photoshop and draw lines all over the place to get it exact, but I'm not taking much of a leap with any of my estimations for it to mater. The tree is longer than Captain America's 6'2 frame even with his arms extend above his head, and it's trunk is noticeably wider around this waist. It's not black magic.

Again: 3,000 lbs is not the average weight. It's the weight of one specific "tomb," King Tuts, which is made up of three sarcophagi. The average the complete sarcophagus does not weight that much, King Tuts does and the complete tomb is not what fell on Slade... the inner most layer is what fell on Slade. The inner most layer only ways a couple hundred pounds. I told you that you were interpreting the data wrong the first time I addressed you scan:

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
You know the 3000lbs weight of King Tuts sarcophagus included the giant stone outer box the actual coffin was sealed up in right? And that thing was covered in gold.

This is among my favorite Bat-nonsense, pretending like that chicken scratch says 500. That could say 300 or 200 just as easily, the first number is barely legible... but lets pretend it's 500!!! batdur. Bathmatics ftw!

Originally posted by Philosophía

Stops a flying 600 pound Man-Bat's full momentum and then swings it around like it's a damn kite.

😂

You can't be serious. How many Batman comics have you read?

Here, let's get warmed up a bit. Batman bench-presses 2000+ lbs on a regular basis (you can see on one side how the second to biggest one is 500 lbs):

By comparison, Cap does the same thing, only with 1100 lbs:

How does that differ from...any other bullet-timer?

Batman doesn't even need to see bullets, he senses them closing in from behind due to the air pressure, dodges and simultaneously takes down the shooter with his back turned, using batarangs:

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batfreezesniper1.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/batfreezesniper2.jpg

Batman lifting that much is pure bullshit. This makes him no longer human.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
This is among my favorite Bat-nonsense, pretending like that chicken scratch says 500. That could say 300 or 200 just as easily, the first number is barely legible... but lets pretend it's 500!!! batdur. [b]Bathmatics ftw! [/B]

Look at that 2(00) and 3(00) and not 5(00). They're definitely visible, as long as you squint while sporting Wolverine's claws up your anus.

Always nice to see you fail, Skranky.

Originally posted by Hyperion Prime
Batman lifting that much is pure bullshit. This makes him no longer human.

If Captain America would have been in his stead, you'd have masturbated on how much stronger he is than Batman.

Cry somewhere else.

Originally posted by Philosophía
😂

Look at that 2(00) and 3(00) and not 5(00). They're definitely visible, as long as you squint while sporting Wolverine's claws up your anus.

Always nice to see you fail, Skranky.

If Captain America would have been in his stead, you'd have masturbated on how much stronger he is than Batman.

Cry somewhere else.

🙄

The only part of the first number that is visible is the bottom loop... the top half is completely in shadows. It's just as likely its a three as it is a five... and really considering that thing at the end is supposed to be an 's' is facing the completely wrong direction, it could be anything. Even the zeros are borderline illegible... but don't let me stop you from you continued Batsurbation.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
🙄

The only part of the first number that is visible is the bottom loop... the top half is completely in shadows. It's just as likely its a three as it is a five... and really considering that thing at the end is supposed to be an 's' is facing the completely wrong direction, it could be anything. Even the zeros are borderline illegible... but don't let me stop you from you continued Batsurbation.

(h5)

See this space in the picture above, between the middle and top lines?

That's the space that only the number five has (or 6, but in this case we can see that the bottom left line is not there).

I can post pictures of the other numbers aswell, but I'm hoping you're past the first grade, and know how the rest of them look like.

You do, right?

Originally posted by Philosophía
I'm going to treat you like a retard.

(h5)

See this space in the picture above, between the middle and top lines?

That's the space that only the number five has.

I can post pictures of the other numbers aswell, but I'm hoping you're past the first grade, and know how the rest of them look like.

You do, right?

You mean the same gap that is on the other side as well? But shhhhh lets pretend it's not there, because we want it to be a 5!!! batdur

This is the type of 3 font that it would be FYI.

Captain America was doing 500lbs bicep curls when he was powerless and without the SSS. I bench about 8 times more than I curl... so yeah... do the math, I guess?

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
You mean the same gap that is on the other side as well? But shhhhh lets pretend it's not there. batdur

This is the type of 3 font that it would be FYI.

We can see that the gap extends all the way to the other side:

In case of number 3, we can see that the middle line doesn't go the same length as the bottom or upper lines:

While we can see that in the case of number 5, the middle line extends all the way to the other side:

Which is exactly how it is in the scan:

And in this same scan, we can see that the number is continued directly from the left of the center line, as if...could it be...it's number 5.

I'm teaching you how to distinguish numbers.

This is just straight up embarrasing, skranky.

Are you going to go masterbrucey on us, and say that you're color-blind (or just blind)?

If i had to choose it looks more like a 5 than anything

Originally posted by iceman24567
If i had to choose it looks more like a 5 than anything

Originally posted by Philosophía
😂

We can see that the gap extends all the way to the other side:

In case of number 3, we can see that the middle line doesn't go the same length as the bottom or upper lines:

While we can see that in the case of number 5, the middle line extends all the way to the other side:

Which is exactly how it is in the scan:

And in this same scan, we can see that the number is continued directly from the left of the center line, as if...could it be...it's number 5.

I'm teaching you how to distinguish numbers.

This is just straight up embarrasing, skranky.

Are you going to go masterbrucey on us, and say that you're color-blind (or just blind)?

We can also see that a five would be impossible as the light blue of the metal is visible on the left side of the loop where there would need to be a solid vertical line to indicate a five. With a three it is possible that the line goes directly vertical the left side of the loop up to the top, where it intersects with a horizontal line to represent the top of the three. Or it looks like a B without the vertical line the left side, and the negative space on the right you think indicates a five is merely the space between the humps.

I love how the only way you can make Batman stack up to Captain America is with a liberal interpretation of this chicken scratch. No one needs to translate cuneform to know how much weight Captain America is lifting.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Srank comes from Wolverland, where 5s look like 3s, and they're carved in stone with adamantium claws.

I never said it wasn't a five, I said its a jumbled mess that could be a 3 just as easily as it could be 5 (which I'm right about), and honestly it looks more like backwards c than any number. I think it's hilarious that you pretend like there is no question about what the number is, it's an illegible mess with a backwards 's' and have of the figure completely obscured in shadow.

Someone let me know when Batman does this:

The vertical line is clearly seen going from the left side of the middle line, upwards. We can see that the upper gap between the middle and upper line goes extends to the other side. We can see that the middle line extends to the other side, the same as the lower and upper lines. None of those apply to number 3.

You're hopeless, skranky.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Or it looks like a B

more like backwards c than any number

I think you legitimately don't know how numbers or letters look like.

Originally posted by Philosophía
The vertical line is clearly seen going from the left side of the middle line, upwards. We can see that the upper gap between the middle and upper line goes extends to the other side. We can see that the middle line extends to the other side, the same as the lower and upper lines. None of those apply to number 3.

You're hopeless, skranky.

I think you legitimately don't know how numbers or letters look like.

That would be the most lop sided ghetto 5 that ever graced existence. 😕

Numbers and letters, sure is no connection or uniformity between those in fonts! Am I right people? 😱

Mongoloid.

Originally posted by iceman24567
If i had to choose it looks more like a 5 than anything

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
That would be the most lop sided ghetto 5 that ever graced existence. 😕

Numbers and letters, sure is no connection or uniformity between those in fonts! Am I right people? 😱

Mongoloid.

Originally posted by juggernaut74
Looks like a 5 to me also. How much is that estimated to be?