Originally posted by meep-meep
I've noticed some ads in the classifieds of my local paper looking for people to donate sperm. They are offering 1000 bucks. Needless to say I'm considering making some cash from my seed rather than just ejaculating it into tissue paper and throwing it in the toilet.Thoughts?
Originally posted by meep-meep
I only know that I have to complete a questionaire. I'm sure they do medical examinations for anyone wanting to donate a sample so I'm sure after I leave my name with them I'll get further info. Apparently, I'd be obligated to donate once a week for 6 months!
You have to "jerk it" once a week for 6 months? 👆
Do you get an assistant? 😆
I don't know if I'd feel comfortable with it. I mean chances are I'd have some sort of child. Although I'd probably never meet it and it might not even know about me it's still a weird feeling. Also, do I want to have a kid but not be able to have contact to it...hmm.....on the other hand it is 1000 bucks....and I could jerk off a lot.
Originally posted by debbiejo
But once you do that and it is of your blood, meaning your kin.....You would not care what would be done with your potential child?
That's a good question and to be competetly honest I really didn't give that much thought. Now that you mention it I would definitely be curious about the birth of my child. I think I would like to know about the well being of him or her but that decision wouldn't be entirely up to me. I believe I would have to sign some sort of disclaimer before donating stating whether or not I could be in contact with my child after he or she or they are born. It's up to the future parents to decide whether or not they want to abide by that agreement. Anyway, I'd like to know how they would be doing in life but the whole point of me donating sperm isn't to be a responsible father. It's to make 1000 bucks.
Originally posted by meep-meep
I only know that I have to complete a questionaire. I'm sure they do medical examinations for anyone wanting to donate a sample so I'm sure after I leave my name with them I'll get further info. Apparently, I'd be obligated to donate once a week for 6 months!
so that means aprox 25 visits...which amounts to $40 per whacking/week.
however, when factoring in gas money, depending on distance, even less.
i'll pass on that.
Originally posted by meep-meepAnd it could also be used for science experiments...
That's a good question and to be competetly honest I really didn't give that much thought. Now that you mention it I would definitely be curious about the birth of my child. I think I would like to know about the well being of him or her but that decision wouldn't be entirely up to me. I believe I would have to sign some sort of disclaimer before donating stating whether or not I could be in contact with my child after he or she or they are born. It's up to the future parents to decide whether or not they want to abide by that agreement. Anyway, I'd like to know how they would be doing in life but the whole point of me donating sperm isn't to be a responsible father. It's to make 1000 bucks.
Originally posted by debbiejo
And it could also be used for science experiments...
Yes it could. But apparently the company is some sort of cryopreservation organization specializing in helping couples who can't have children have them. But I guess it's still just an experiment.
Also I jack off anyway and toss it in the shitter. What makes you think I care if it's experimented on? Maybe they'll find the cure for cancer with it. 😎
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Not my preference.I was just wondering if they provide an assistant for the donor. It was just a joke, I didn't know that I would have to explain what I was saying.
Hey man I got your joke and thought I'd follow it up with another. No offense.
I really don't know if there are assistants but if there are and they look like Salma Hayek well I may have to go past the customary 6 months.
I do know that embryos that are not used can be donated to science research.......But would you be ok with YOUR potential child being donated to science. Though this is only if you were sure they were only given to couples, then this is of no worry or concern.
I'm taking all the fun out of this thread aren't I.... 🧑⚕️