Sperm for cash

Started by debbiejo5 pages
Women have it made though. $2000 for one egg.

Well we are special...flower_girl

Besides eggs are much larger.......You try making an egg and see how hard it is..........It's quite difficult....

*goes to the fridge, takes out an egg, cooks it for 3mins*

Well that wasnt hardermm

If I give them my bedsheets, I could retire.

Well not really. Probably buy a small mansionermm

Sperm for cash?
I wonder if they pay by the ounce or per squiggly critter...

Originally posted by Mišt
*goes to the fridge, takes out an egg, cooks it for 3mins*

Well that wasnt hardermm

If I give them my bedsheets, I could retire.

Well not really. Probably buy a small mansionermm

Are you saying you cum all over your bedsheets? Man, that's kinda gross...

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Are you saying you cum all over your bedsheets? Man, that's kinda gross...

That's close to totally disgusting....

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's close to totally disgusting....

I'd have said totally disgusting if I hadn't done it before myself.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I'd have said totally disgusting if I hadn't done it before myself.

Nah, I can accept that I'm totally disgusting as well...at least I don't tell everyone on the Internet.....dammit.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, I can accept that I'm totally disgusting as well...at least I don't tell everyone on the Internet.....dammit.

But, how else are you going to sell them to total strangers that want your cum soaked sheets? That's not the kind of thing you can advertise in the papers or sell at a yard sale. Only on the net.

Wanted: Cum soaked bed sheets. Willing to pay $2000 and up. Hot guys only please.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
But, how else are you going to sell them to total strangers that want your cum soaked sheets? That's not the kind of thing you can advertise in the papers or sell at a yard sale. Only on the net.

Wanted: Cum soaked bed sheets. Willing to pay $2000 and up. Hot guys only please.

What you mean "not at a yard sale"?....oh......OH....that's why I didn't sell anything.

Originally posted by Bardock42
What you mean "not at a yard sale"?....oh......OH....that's why I didn't sell anything.

Get a webcam and ebay it all.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
But, how else are you going to sell them to total strangers that want your cum soaked sheets? That's not the kind of thing you can advertise in the papers or sell at a yard sale. Only on the net.

Wanted: Cum soaked bed sheets. Willing to pay $2000 and up. Hot guys only please.

Hey!! Nothing compares to $2000.00 per egg.............got ya all beat!......

You can make all those little squiggly things all you want....All I got to do is make ONE egg......... 😂

Hmmmmmmm makes you wonder.....Who is supreme....

Originally posted by debbiejo
Hey!! Nothing compares to $2000.00 per egg.............got ya all beat!......

You can make all those little squiggly things all you want....All I got to do is make ONE egg......... 😂

Hmmmmmmm makes you wonder.....Who is supreme....

You have a limited number of eggs, we can make all the sperm we need.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Hey!! Nothing compares to $2000.00 per egg.............got ya all beat!......

You can make all those little squiggly things all you want....All I got to do is make ONE egg......... 😂

Hmmmmmmm makes you wonder.....Who is supreme....

Soo...how many eggs can you make per day?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Soo...how many eggs can you make per day?
Good question..........How much of those squiggly guys can you make in one month that would be deemed acceptable.?.....You know there are rejects...(sorry, but true)..........You're all not perfect............SCREENING SCREENING!!!!

And btw, many women have multiple eggs per month, though rare....ie twins.........

Originally posted by Bardock42
Soo...how many eggs can you make per day?

Women are born with a certain number (I don't know what that is) of eggs and every month, one or two ripen.

Womens eggs are ready right out of the womb or almost at that point, if I remember right...Babies with eggs............OK beat that!!

Originally posted by debbiejo
Womens eggs are ready right out of the womb or almost at that point, if I remember right...Babies with eggs............OK beat that!!

We can't... but we can beat something else. 😮 😆

Cheaply done..............

Of course that is how important eggs are, and since we were all female in the beginning, that is until the after the fouth month of gestation............hey........YOU GUY!!!..You were once one of us!!!....That is until the hormone was released, and...........well.....We put up with ya.......... 😛

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Women are born with a certain number (I don't know what that is) of eggs and every month, one or two ripen.

Good, let me rephrase....how many ripe ovas can you (Debbiejo) produce per day?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Good question..........How much of those squiggly guys can you make in one month that would be deemed acceptable.?.....You know there are rejects...(sorry, but true)..........You're all not perfect............SCREENING SCREENING!!!!

And btw, many women have multiple eggs per month, though rare....ie twins.........

Hmm...I'd say about 15 trillion

Hmm...I'd say about 15 trillion
....Well then you'll be a very rich man!!!!!