Sperm for cash

Why create more of you??........Isn't one enough? 😑

Originally posted by meep-meep
Hey man I got your joke and thought I'd follow it up with another. No offense.

I really don't know if there are assistants but if there are and they look like Salma Hayek well I may have to go past the customary 6 months.

Sorry, my humor is really dry today. So, no offense was taken, I was just getting you back. However, I was being stupid because that kind of human does not come across in text. 😮

Well I'd have a problem if my child after it were born was submitted to being a scientific guinea pig. But seeing as though there all sorts of laws in place to protect human beings I don't think that would happen. My potential child could be given to a single parent rather than a couple as long as the parrent is capable. I doubt anyone investing money into invitro fertilization doesn't have the resources to responsibley take care of a child.

And yes debbiejo you are taking ALL the fun out of this. 😠

Originally posted by debbiejo
Why create more of you??........Isn't one enough? 😑

OUCH!

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Sorry, my humor is really dry today. So, no offense was taken, I was just getting you back. However, I was being stupid because that kind of human does not come across in text. 😮

No sweat. But the offer is still there....(<is he kidding?)

Originally posted by meep-meep
OUCH!

Yeah...that was low....

Please please, let me make it up to you.....flowers

I guess one Bardock43 couldn't harm us too much...

Originally posted by debbiejo
Please please, let me make it up to you.....flowers

I guess one Bardock43 couldn't harm us too much...

There is no sum of money or amount of sexual favours you could offer that could make up for this insult.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Please please, let me make it up to you.....flowers

I guess one Bardock43 couldn't harm us too much...

😂

Sperm for Cash? I wish, I waste so much of it I should be in a Monty Python movie.

Wow....I wasted about $4,000 a day for 10 years.....shit.

Originally posted by BackFire
Wow....I wasted about $4,000 a day for 10 years.....shit.

Join the club my friend. Join me on my journey to the promised land. Where by passing on the virtue and sanctity of life, by giving a quart of knuckle children, in return you shalll receive compensation in the form of 1,000 dollars. Amen.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Sperm for Cash? I wish, I waste so much of it I should be in a Monty Python movie.

But, but...every sperm is sacred....

Porn stars make more money with their sperm. Plus it looks like a lot more fun.

Originally posted by Bardock42
But, but...every sperm is sacred....

That's right. When a sperm is wasted, god gets quit irate.

Knuckle babies, I like that.

Salma Hayek... 😛

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Porn stars make more money with their sperm. Plus it looks like a lot more fun.

Hmmm. Nothing against Porn Stars but those two words, porn and stars sound quite funny when paired together in that order. But you may be right with the more money more fun point. The thing is I don't know how to go about getting my foot in the door of the porn industry. I guess all I need is a video camera and a 10 inch cock. Unfortunately I'm short (!) one of those two requirements. I'll let you gues which one. 🙁

Still, porn for Cash...it's a pretty good concept.

Waste it, or use it.

Knuckle children

😂 😂 😂

Originally posted by meep-meep
I've noticed some ads in the classifieds of my local paper looking for people to donate sperm. They are offering 1000 bucks. Needless to say I'm considering making some cash from my seed rather than just ejaculating it into tissue paper and throwing it in the toilet.

Thoughts?

A whole $1000?? Last I heard it was $50! Go for it man!

Women have it made though. $2000 for one egg.