Sperm for cash

Started by Bardock425 pages
Originally posted by debbiejo
....Well then you'll be a very rich man!!!!!

Nah...they just pay for groups of at least 300 million

Originally posted by Bardock42
Good, let me rephrase....how many ripe ovas can you (Debbiejo) produce per day?

****...what the hell is wrong with me....I'm so ****ing americanized...this obviously should just say "ova"...not "ovas"...stupid Bardock...STUPID

Ovum baby.........Ovum.............

Originally posted by debbiejo
Ovum baby.........Ovum.............

Yes, I was using the plural.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Cheaply done..............

Of course that is how important eggs are, and since we were all female in the beginning, that is until the after the fouth month of gestation............hey........YOU GUY!!!..You were once one of us!!!....That is until the hormone was released, and...........well.....We put up with ya.......... 😛

Quite true. "Female" is the default human sex.
And a baby girl is born with about 400 to 500 eggs. Sperm, however, are produced by the millions, daily...that's why the lil' wigglers are cheaper: supply and demand. 😉

How did this topic shift from my sperm to Debbiejo's ovaries?

Man, I missed a good discussion by leaving work early on Friday. Especially the part about the bed sheets.

Originally posted by meep-meep
How did this topic shift from my sperm to Debbiejo's ovaries?
I don't know....... 😂

Though lets say I have a medical procedure done where they go in and take out 400 eggs.

😱 .........Whoooo....I could buy a pretty nice house and take a vacation too....

*contemplates*

Thanks you thread starter...

*looks at 1000 bucks* *looks at Debbiejos new house* Sh*t! first she destorys my thread, then she takes my idea and does it better than me. It's a mans world my a**.....Are you renting?

Never underestimate the goddess Venus who was the Roman god of love, beauty and courtesans. She was identified with the Greek goddess Aphrodite. Originally Venus was connected to the fertility of fruits, flowers and vegetables..........j/k 😉

Hey I like fruits and vegetables (except brocolli and cauliflower) as much as the next person but what exactly does that have to do with human female reproduction or more importantly my sperm?

I don't know but after a few of these---> 🍺 and the word fertility that Venus is known for..........It just kind of alternatively came out as derailed topic......lol

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Are you saying you cum all over your bedsheets? Man, that's kinda gross...

Nododgy

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's close to totally disgusting....

Yeah...I agreedodgy

Dear me. Get some mansize tissues.

Originally posted by debbiejo
I don't know but after a few of these---> 🍺 and the word fertility that Venus is known for..........It just kind of alternatively came out as derailed topic......lol

Hey what is a topic if it can't be derailed? A boring one that's what.

Originally posted by hayden's minx
Dear me. Get some mansize tissues.

Baby wipes?

Originally posted by meep-meep
Baby wipes?

No baby wipes, but...If you have a strong constituition...then we're tops

Otherwiae, you can be my best friend!

Originally posted by meep-meep
Hey what is a topic if it can't be derailed? A boring one that's what.
You might want to say this just a bit louder 😎

I could use some extra cash...will anyone take my sperm? 😄

I'd give my sperm for money. lol

Dude my sperm is gold.....its worth millions 😉