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Recycled jabs and bad puns. Well I can certainly see why you like him.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'm bigotted against sexual harassers?

oh noes!

Using "gay" as the only thing possibly worse than the character portrayed in that scene was a bit offensive, mate.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Recycled jabs and bad puns. Well I can certainly see why you like him.

Me
That you are unusually disagreeable today?

So do I win points for my insight? If so, I'll mail them to you and you can try to cash them in to buy the tampon you so desperately need because someone is menstruating. uhuh

I mean, Shore is a creep. That's a given. But how many main characters do we put on pedestals who are basically sociopaths? House, Dexter, Burn Notice, hell, Doctor Who features some pretty broken characters.

Originally posted by Zampanó
Yes, because that's what I said.

Using "gay" as the only thing possibly worse than the character portrayed in that scene was a bit offensive, mate.

I'm bigotted against gay people?

S-Seriously?

So do I win points for my insight? If so, I'll mail them to you and you can try to cash them in to buy the tampon you so desperately need because someone is menstruating.

Call me when you can think of something beyond Heath Ledger jokes. Take your time, I'll be here all century.

Z.
I mean, Shore is a creep. That's a given.

His journey from the last season of The Practice to that of Boston Legal displays a remarkable, compelling journey {pun intended} by a great character. He's like House but with depth and complexity.

Neph
Call me when you can think of something beyond Heath Ledger jokes.

Hey, I made jokes about Nolan too. Don't get mad at me for not using new material when it makes you mad. uhuh

Neph
Take your time, I'll be here all century.

I get what you're implying.

You're immortal?

Originally posted by Zampanó
I mean, Shore is a creep. That's a given. But how many main characters do we put on pedestals who are basically sociopaths? House, Dexter, Burn Notice, hell, Doctor Who features some pretty broken characters.

But they're all pretty pleasant to watch at least. I don't want to watch something that makes me want to punch the main character every time he appearifies.

I can see the appeal Gideon sees in a smug dickhead though. He definately has an audience.

Neph
But they're all pretty pleasant to watch at least. I don't want to watch something that makes me want to punch the main character every time he appearifies.

You find murder at the hands of psychopathic vigilantes to be pretty pleasant to watch? 😐

Neph
I can see the appeal Gideon sees in a smug dickhead though. He definately has an audience.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait.

What's this supposed to mean? ermm

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
I get what you're implying.

You're immortal?

With the advancements in modern science I figure I'll at least live to 120-140.

I'm bigotted against gay people?

And by bigoted I meant offensive to. Knee jerk terminology, but it gets the message across.

I found it to be a bit insulting. (No human being I know is morally inferior to Alan Shore.)

Foot, meet mouth

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
You find murder at the hands of psychopathic vigilantes to be pretty pleasant to watch? 😐

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait.

What's this supposed to mean? ermm

Yes. 😐 I enjoy watching justice be done. Especially with Hall doing it. veeeeeery pleasant, H3H3H3H3H3.

Read between the lines.

While true, it's funny when you consider his reputation and tactics.

Originally posted by Zampanó
And by bigoted I meant offensive to. Knee jerk terminology, but it gets the message across.

I found it to be a bit insulting. (No human being I know is morally inferior to Alan Shore.)

Foot, meet mouth

I wasn't saying anything to the effect that they were (morally inferior to him).

I was saying that he was acting like a mincing poof. See, clear difference.

Neph
Yes. 😐 I enjoy watching justice be done. Especially with Hall doing it. veeeeeery pleasant, H3H3H3H3H3.

Then you'd like Alan Shore. Give him a try.

Neph
Read between the lines.

I did.
Shutterstock. lolwut

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Then you'd like Alan Shore. Give him a try.

I did.
Shutterstock. lolwut

Your clip showed him getting a guy off the hook about beating the shit out of a defenceless man. Oh the facets! Theres so many of them!

That wasn't between any lines. >:[

Neph
Your clip showed him getting a guy off the hook about beating the shit out of a defenceless man. Oh the facets! Theres so many of them!

Yes, and Dexter stabs people. The difference between us is that I've actually seen both shows {and quite a bit of them} and am therefore in a better position to accurately judge the two characters and their respective series.

I demand, therefore, that you submerge yourself in the smug awesomeness of Alan Shore or kindly stfu.

You have ten seconds and then I put on my serious face.

Neph
That wasn't between any lines. >:[

YES IT WAS

oh noes its been more than ten seconds and I still don't give a shit about alan shore now gideons gonna get me I'm scared!

Neph
oh noes its been more than ten seconds and I still don't give a shit about alan shore now gideons gonna get me I'm scared!

Your fear is both appropriate and palpable. uhuh
Likewise, I am both amused and perplexed by your rather obvious irritation.

What's wrong, my sweet?

I'm not irritated. I'm giggling @ teh moment.

But I don't like men bullying women. Ergo Shore can go fellate himself.