The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by Nephthys
Mal >>> Inara and Jayne. At least.

Jayne?

No mother****ing way, shut the **** up.

Also, his shirtless scene > all of Simon's.

Also, Willow>Angel. estahuh

Originally posted by NemeBro
Also, Willow>Angel. estahuh

This is without question the single most offensive and inaccurate statement I've ever read in the entirety of ever.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Also, Willow>Angel. estahuh

Daaaaaaaamn str8!!!!!!!!

And VampWillow >>>>>>>> Angelus.

That other stuff, no, just no. I dunno why people love Jayne so much, but I've always found him too thick and thuggish to care much for.

Also, Spike>Angel. 😄

Originally posted by NemeBro
Also, Spike>Angel. 😄

I can handle that better than Willow, tbh.

But nah, Angel/Angelus is the supreme vampire in the Buffyverse. Spike's just a wannabe b1tch with an extremely fragile self-esteem, which is perhaps why you relate to him so much. uhuh

Angel is a whiny little girl, the Master>

I actually don't like Spike that much, I just thought that would offend you more.

Why do you dislike Willow?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Angel is a whiny little girl, the Master>

The Master, while deliciously hammy and awesome in his own right, does not begin to capture the malevolent glory of Angelus and the brooding, handsome charm of Angel.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I actually don't like Spike that much, I just thought that would offend you more.

Nah, Spike is cool and helped make season 5 of Angel the greatest 22 episode sequence in Whedon history.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Why do you dislike Willow?

For the same reason I didn't like Tara, the whole extreme social anxiety and general awkwardness that was overdone (or as I call it, the "Willow" factor) really grated on me. I did like her when she went evil, though.

Both Inara and Jane are far superior characters to Mal. Neph dislikes Jane because, his totally justified dislike of Cowboy Bebop withstanding, he's a gurly man who dislikes manly characters.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Both Inara and Jane are far superior characters to Mal. Neph dislikes Jane because, his totally justified dislike of Cowboy Bebop withstanding, he's a gurly man who dislikes manly characters.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

I want an exhaustive, detailed, logical foundation for your appalling lack of proper respect towards the great Malcolm Reynolds.

But yeah, Neph is queer.

Mal is manly.

Jayne is just a thug.

As Tzeentch. can tell you, being Thug has its benefits.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
The Master, while deliciously hammy and awesome in his own right, does not begin to capture the malevolent glory of Angelus and the brooding, handsome charm of Angel

But he'd beat Angel a fight.

That's all that matters.

Also, brooding, handsome charm? Dude ghey.

Nah, Spike is cool and helped make season 5 of Angel the greatest 22 episode sequence in Whedon history.

Shut up.

For the same reason I didn't like Tara, the whole extreme social anxiety and general awkwardness that was overdone (or as I call it, the "Willow" factor) really grated on me. I did like her when she went evil, though.

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Originally posted by Nephthys
Mal is manly.

Jayne is just a thug.

You're a queerbo.

NemeBro
But he'd beat Angel a fight.

Maybe, but Angel has better feats so stfu.

NemeBro
That's all that matters.

All that matters is my dick in your mouth, knave.

NemeBro
Also, brooding, handsome charm? Dude ghey.

Bigot.

NemeBro
Shut up.

no u

My mom's in the kitchen totally acting a fool. I can hear her throwing dishes at the wall and screaming and shit.

What have you done now, Nemebro?

Perhaps it's some sort of esoteric African cleaning ritual. Perhaps you should kindly investigate such things before making harsh assumptions about your mother's intellect.

Perhaps.

I think it has something to do with the fact that my aunt moved on a couple days ago and my Mom hates her sister with a passion. Or something.

Regardless, I'm not sure if being able to laugh at it makes me a horrible person or a lamentable one. haermm

Well, for what it's worth, I personally have doubts as to whether you qualify for a person at all.

This is 2012. That whole "blacks are 3/4ths of a person" thing got repealed like 60 years ago.

Here anyway. Dunno about Kentucky.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Maybe, but Angel has better feats so stfu.

Angelus: Gets his shit pushed in by Buffy in single combat once she gets over her angst over her bf being a monster, and mid-season no less.

Master: Kills Buffy in single combat in their first fight, and in Wishverse effortlessly curbstomps her after Angel has already been killed.

All that matters is my dick in your mouth, knave.

Present it you limp-wristed pussy.

Bigot.

So is your mother.

no u

Lick mah ballz.