The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Originally posted by Autokrat
The conclusion is unsound, although the form of the argument is valid.

That's what I was thinking. In the scope of the argument, the conclusion follows logically from the premises. But from an outside perspective, I see a big "WTF" coming on.

I was playing around with pure empiricism, which claims that everything we know is based off sense data and that nothing can be learned a priori (I would disagree, but thats another topic entirely) and Socrates' statement that all ignorance was evil.

This is the kind of stuff I do when I'm bored.


Go to law school.

Autokrat Unknown
Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Go to law school.

That's the plan... about two years from now.

Dr McBeefington Restricted

To be fair, that philosophical mental masturbation helps in law school about as much as a colon cleanser helps you get rid of the marijuana traces before a drug test.

Ms.Marvel Don't wanna die...

... does a colon cleanser help get rid of the marijuana traces before a drug test?

Red Nemesis The Blind Critic

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
... does a colon cleanser help get rid of the marijuana traces before a drug test?

of course. Marijuana is a suppository.

...RIGHT!?!

Dr McBeefington Restricted
Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
... does a colon cleanser help get rid of the marijuana traces before a drug test?

Not sure, but you'd be surprised at the people you meet. The point was the analogy.

Eminence Boss

Ms.Marvel
... does a colon cleanser help get rid of the marijuana traces before a drug test?
😐

Ms.Marvel Don't wanna die...

Eminence! 😱

Dr McBeefington Restricted

http://www.cracked.com/funny-3809-internet-argument-techniques/

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Yay, I'm pretty sure that I havn't ever done any of those!

Additionally, I found out I don't have cancer! hi5

Slash_KMC Retired Helper
Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
http://www.cracked.com/funny-3809-internet-argument-techniques/

I do those social experiments (1) all the time. Just to know the reactions.

Dr McBeefington Restricted

Originally posted by Nephthys
Yay, I'm pretty sure that I havn't ever done any of those!

Additionally, I found out I don't have cancer! hi5

Is that REALLY something you want to be posting on a forum?

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

**** you, Hi-Five's are awesome!!

Edit:Yes, so if I suddenly stop posting you'll have the pleasure of knowing I was wrong about at least one thing (but not about the Exile).

Autokrat Unknown

Originally posted by Nephthys
**** you, Hi-Five's are awesome!!

Edit:Yes, so if I suddenly stop posting you'll have the pleasure of knowing I was wrong about at least one thing (but not about the Exile).

How would we know? How do we know your potential cancer issue isn't a load of crap designed to gain attention?

This is the internet; no one can be trusted.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

I don't believe you.

truejedi Senior Member

this one's better:
http://www.cracked.com/article_17522_6-new-personality-disorders-caused-by-internet.html

Ms.Marvel Don't wanna die...
Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
http://www.cracked.com/funny-3809-internet-argument-techniques/

that first one?

dadudemon. all day long.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Those were interesting.

Red Nemesis The Blind Critic
Rex
Next time I see a display like this, I am handing out warnings to all involved...

HAHAHA IS FUNNY BECAUSE IMPLIES THAT HE READ THE THREAD BWAHAHAHAHA srsly

REXXXX Networking

In reference to me actually reading things or...?