hmm im just going to ramble for a few minutes....
as long as we are bringing in everyone's fathers in the next film, lets take a look at a couple of facts.
apparently, Jack's father was part of an elite pirate brethren. its interesting to me that Jack would know who his father was, without knowing who his mother was...
Lizzie's mother is also strangely absent (even in mention) from the films. We are lead to believe she died before Lizzie and Gov. Swann left England. Will's mother died a while back after raising him alone in England.
Now throw Beckett into the mix. He and Gov. Swann obviously know each other from England, but Lizzie has no memory of him. He also has a long history with Capt. Jack, but Jack made a dramatic escape, as usual. Beckett has the napoleon complex and is, IMO, a eunuch with a vandetta.
Now add Tia, who basically knows everything about everyone, has been called everything from the goddess Calypso to a gypsy princess, and who can raise people from the dead.
NOW: for the big finish. Oh wait, i dont have one!!!! hahaha gotcha. bet you thought i was going to make some deep, theoretical revelation. Not really, i will leave that to the smarter people here. BUT here are some wild and funny theories that have popped into my head:
Tia is the mastermind behind the whole pirate gig. she gets a percent of all their plunder, in exchange for magical help. She got a taste for pirates years ago when her lover was simply too noble for his own good, and that bothered her.
Barbossa is jack's older brother.
norrington is lizzie's older brother, or Will's older brother, or both.
jack's hat is from tia dalma and makes him invincible.
jack has actually never been with a woman sexually. he gets women where he wants them, then runs off before they can get him tied down with a physical relationship.
scarlet is jack's older sister.
anna maria is related to jack, or tia dalma, or both.
jack's father gave up pirating to marry a nice proper girl, and jack has always been afraid the same thing will happen to him...
norrington's first true love was killed by pirates.
Elizabeth is the chosen one who will bring peace to the Caribbean... wait...
Wow i could go on and on, and probably will later. i love thinking up absurd theories. 🙂