The 'KMC SCRIPT' Game

Raz walk in with his banning stick.

Raz: Okay Who blew up my boulder?

Everyone points to Vinny.

Vinny: Oh you bastards!

Raz starts hitting Vinny with the Ban Stick.

Vinny : Hey...ouh..ow ow ow.. Stop that! Ouch..Ouch!

Dusty: Vinny' getting beat up haha.

TH: We should save him ermm

Mist: To The Rescue!

Lance: How about we just watch star wars on this big plasma screen TV?

Mist and TH: Ok

Vinny falls on the floor getting slowely hit with the ban stick.

Vinny: This is really starting to hurt!!

Darth Vader: CHUUUU CHAAAAA Use The Force Vinny.

Vinny puts his wang out and Raz Explodes. Vinny then floats about everyone and fire burns from his eyes.

Maynard: It's someones time of the month ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
😂

Maynard: *bends over to bend up TH's rubix cube, revealing a little bit of underwear*

Vinny: *suddenly becomes normal* droolio

Mist, Dusty, TH, Lance: dodgy

Maynard gets up. "What'd I miss?" 😕

Dusty: "Uh...nothing.." dodgy

Mist: 😗

TH: *plays with rubix cube"

Lance: "...Vinny was perving on you"

Maynard: w00t "Wait, did he have pants on?"

Lance: "Nope"

Maynard: "That sonofabitch" sneaky2

Vinny: *pants around ankles* "What"

Lance: "🙄"

Originally posted by Mišt
Maynard: *bends over to bend up TH's rubix cube, revealing a little bit of underwear*

Vinny: *suddenly becomes normal* droolio

Mist, Dusty, TH, Lance: dodgy

Maynard gets up. "What'd I miss?" 😕

Dusty: "Uh...nothing.." dodgy

Mist: 😗

TH: *plays with rubix cube"

Lance: "...Vinny was perving on you"

Maynard: w00t "Wait, did he have pants on?"

Lance: "Nope"

Maynard: "That sonofabitch" sneaky2

Vinny: *pants around ankles* "What"

Lance: "🙄"

Vinny: Oh... close the door and open it in about 30 seconds, then I'll be ready.

Dusty: 🤨 What Door?

Vinny: Exactly.

Everyone: 🤨

Vinny: Close the God Damn Door!

Lance hits Vinny in the head with a rock and uses his Force abilities to push his pants up. Mist and TH then pick him up and they all start walking back to the Vagina Ship.

Dusty: I think we left K.Diddy.

Maynard: **** him, He'll get along great with backfire baby.

The ship goes into flight and they head towards KMC Off Topic Planet.

Dusty starts singing 'I will Survive' then so does Lance.

Mist takes his top off. mistboobs

Lance, Dusty, Maynard, TH: 🤨

Vinny: droolio

Mist: icon5_2 Pervert. *puts top back on*

Vinny: *sulks* disgust

WD: "This is the captain, we're about to experience some slight turbulence....*he leans to the side and lets out a fart, the whole ship rocks*"

WD: "Head's up, we've entered an asteroid field"

Dusty: "Dude I thought we should be in the OTF by now?"

Vinny: "Penis? Boobs? All of the above?"

Dusty: 🤨

Maynard: "Wheres the OTF?"

WD: "Thats what Im trying to tell you kid, its not there....we're at the coordinates, except....no OTF"

Dusty: "No way...dont tell me they've banned the entire OTF?" shock

Vinny: "O RLY?"

WD: "Ya rly"

TH: "NO WAI!"

Lance: "I see what you did there.."

shock

😂

Mist should write more often.

😆

Originally posted by Thorinn
😂

Mist should write more often.

😂 I will, but more people have to keep continuing it.

Originally posted by Mišt
😂 I will, but more people have to keep continuing it.

Originally posted by Mišt
Mist takes his top off. mistboobs

Lance, Dusty, Maynard, TH: 🤨

Vinny: droolio

Mist: icon5_2 Pervert. *puts top back on*

Vinny: *sulks* disgust

WD: "This is the captain, we're about to experience some slight turbulence....*he leans to the side and lets out a fart, the whole ship rocks*"

WD: "Head's up, we've entered an asteroid field"

Dusty: "Dude I thought we should be in the OTF by now?"

Vinny: "Penis? Boobs? All of the above?"

Dusty: 🤨

Maynard: "Wheres the OTF?"

WD: "Thats what Im trying to tell you kid, its not there....we're at the coordinates, except....no OTF"

Dusty: "No way...dont tell me they've banned the entire OTF?" shock

Vinny: "O RLY?"

WD: "Ya rly"

TH: "NO WAI!"

Lance: "I see what you did there.."

Maynard: So you're telling me the whole entire OTF is gone?!?!

*sees DarkC Crawling on the floor*

Lance: Look theres one.

DarkC: *cough Sputter Cough* Everyone.....everyone is

Vince: Naked? Everyone is naked?

DarkC: No, no. Everyone is...

Vince: Everyone is having sex with everyone else?!??!?

DarkC: Jeusu Christ, whats with this kid?

WD: Well, we picked him up a while back having sex with a garbage Can. We dont know much about him.

Dusty: Are you joking? He's a moron from Canada, what do you expect?.

Maynard: Well, in the process of insulting Vinny, DarkC has died, and now we'll never know what happend.

Lance: I have a question: He was crawling in space?

Mist: Do the hustle *do do do dodododo do do*

*everyone hustles*

Lance: Why does this keep happening?

*lance joins the hustle*

the hustle. 😂

Vinny after after 12 hours of watching them Hustle, blurts out "Hey It wasn't a Trash Can."

Everyone laughs at him and they start to do the Peter Bump.

Vinny pulls Dusty out of the hustle and then Maynard grows vampire fangs and bites Dusty turning him into a Hampire Hustler.

Vinny Backs away slowly and runs back onto the shit. He then Hides in Mists bed and notices its very wet and sticky.
....And that it tastes like Suger Cubes.

Dusty: Were'd Vinny Go?

Maynard: Not a Clue, Guess I shouldn't have fed him those Ecstacy Pills.

Mist: Those were Suger Pills...

Maynard: I guess he's just an idiot then.

A Piece of paper floats into Maynards hand and says "You are now a Priest"

Rev.Maynard: Sweet.

Ladyluck: I haven't said anything for awhile. Weres My Clothes?

~ Missing Scene 1: Child left behind ~

lord xyz is floating away from the ship which is going to the planet MDF in the background.

lord xyz: Damn.

Out of nowhere, a linkin park space ship came by and picked up xyz as a slave just before xyz died of suffocation.

Current song playing: Faint

lord xyz: I can't be a slave right now, I have to get back on that ship.

So lord xyz and linkin park kept following Dusty and his crew but never really caught up.

Then xyz left LP and found out he was a lot faster without them and was able to catch up with them.

~ And now back to our original story ~

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny after after 12 hours of watching them Hustle, blurts out "Hey It wasn't a Trash Can."

Everyone laughs at him and they start to do the Peter Bump.

Vinny pulls Dusty out of the hustle and then Maynard grows vampire fangs and bites Dusty turning him into a Hampire Hustler.

Vinny Backs away slowly and runs back onto the shit. He then Hides in Mists bed and notices its very wet and sticky.
....And that it tastes like Suger Cubes.

Dusty: Were'd Vinny Go?

Maynard: Not a Clue, Guess I shouldn't have fed him those Ecstacy Pills.

Mist: Those were Suger Pills...

Maynard: I guess he's just an idiot then.

A Piece of paper floats into Maynards hand and says "You are now a Priest"

Rev.Maynard: Sweet.

Ladyluck: I haven't said anything for awhile. Weres My Clothes?

lord xyz and Vinny: Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Spoiler:
lord xyz uses paper

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny after after 12 hours of watching them Hustle, blurts out "Hey It wasn't a Trash Can."

Everyone laughs at him and they start to do the Peter Bump.

Vinny pulls Dusty out of the hustle and then Maynard grows vampire fangs and bites Dusty turning him into a Hampire Hustler.

Vinny Backs away slowly and runs back onto the shit. He then Hides in Mists bed and notices its very wet and sticky.
....And that it tastes like Suger Cubes.

Dusty: Were'd Vinny Go?

Maynard: Not a Clue, Guess I shouldn't have fed him those Ecstacy Pills.

Mist: Those were Suger Pills...

Maynard: I guess he's just an idiot then.

A Piece of paper floats into Maynards hand and says "You are now a Priest"

Rev.Maynard: Sweet.

Ladyluck: I haven't said anything for awhile. Weres My Clothes?

Rev. Maynard: Sorry, they're just so breezy 😮

Dusty: Ah Gay.

Vinny: THERE'S A RADIO IN MY FINGERNAIL

Mist: If this is what he's like on sugar cubes, imagine what he's like on birth control.

Lance: I would prefer not too.

Vinny: HOLY COW, PANCAKES TO THE MOON!

*vinny turns the ship around set for a crash course to the moon*

WD: Oh Crap.

Mist: Computer, disable vinny's coordinates

Compter: I cant do that Mist.

Mist: Wtf? You can't talk

Rev. Maynard: It was me 🙁

Lance: This is confusing.

Dusty: Well, lets sum it up, we're all going to die because vinny is a dipshit.

Mist: yeah, thats about right.

Lance: Son of a *****

*Lance then punches Vinny and everyone laughes and thanks lance*

😆

Oh Man.

Vinny: *Hits a button causing the ship to turn into a disco and locking the door to the control room*

Vinny starts making the ship go faster, he re routes everything which only a genious could do and he makes the ship go to Mach a million. They then crash into the end of the universe and the ship dissapears, Then they are all floating in space.

Revenge! 😄

Are you going to become gods like bender?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
😆

Oh Man.

Vinny: *Hits a button causing the ship to turn into a disco and locking the door to the control room*

Vinny starts making the ship go faster, he re routes everything which only a genious could do and he makes the ship go to Mach a million. They then crash into the end of the universe and the ship dissapears, Then they are all floating in space.

[Black now, no one is around but you can hear their voices and it always is an echo, kind of like that one song, you know, the one by phil collins. I know you know what song i'm talking about, i just cant think of the name, ssudio? No no, its......come on, man. In the Air Tonight. Frick yeah, I'm amazin]

Lance: Is everyone here?

*Rev. Maynard, Dusty, Mist, WD* Reply: Yeah

Lance: Where'd Vinny go

*DUN DUN DAHHHHH*

[Vinny on alternative living style Earth in the Gay Universe]

Vinny: Shopping malls, rainbows, SHOES!!! AM I IN HEAVEN!??!?

*the rest of them get shot to the same place Vinny is at*

Lance: The gay universe. Smells like Pine.

Maynard: Oh god, i'm not good around gay people, i tend to, act like them.

*maynard slowly starts to transform*

WD: Interesting, there are no other signs of life.

Vinny: Hey Guys!

Dusty: goddamnit

Maynard leaps at Vinny and gives him a great big hug. Vinny falls down and smashes his head on a Fluffy Pink Rock. He gets knocked out then awakes suddenly. Standing up he starts to talk with a deep southern accent.

Vinny: "Yall, I Shmoke"

Suddenly the universe changes and they are all in a southren Universe.

Dusty: It seems like Vinny controls this universe.

Maynard: 🤨

Lance: So you're Saying Vinny's a God?

WD: Yeah, it seems.