cap vs spider-man

Started by Alfheim134 pages

Look heres the problem C-Master said that Spiderman said that he is 40X faster than a human. He made an emphasis that this is what Spîderman said. Im sure I have read a clip were CA creeps up on Spiderman and Spiderman says that
"who is fast enough to creep up on me without me being able to react"

Heres the problem...If I get this quote C-Master is going to say BS, but when he wants to prove a point he will tell me that this is what Spiderman has said and hes going to emphasise this.

He has also given me a pic of spiderman dodging the hulk. I can also get a pic of Captain America dodging the HUlk if I get it im going to be told its BS.

I dont know were he got the quote from but its not from Marvel.com and even if it is ive been told that handbooks are inaccurate.

How do they prove that handbooks are inaccurate by reading the comics, if I get an example from the comics of him doing superhuman feats its BS.

I can get a quote of someone with superhuman strength telling Cap that he has superhuman strength....dont matter because its all BS.

I've dreaded coming back to this thread for the longest time. *sigh*

Anyways.

A BIG problem when we're talking about certain characters is the Handbook vs. Comic Book argument. In Captain America's bio, he is described as a peak human. In every way possible. As if he were a gold-medal winning olympic weightlifter, olympic sprinter, olympic gymnast, olympic swimmer, etc. Simultaneously. Cool!

But, a flaw in that argument....the BEST discus throw record for the olympics is about 243 feet. How far did Cap throw his shield, in order to catch up to the ballistic missile taking off? Not to even mention that Cap's shield would be several times the weight of a discus.

The BEST clean & jerk on record, that is, lifting a weight from the ground to over head, about 580 pounds. Cap tossed an 800+ pound woman without strain.

The FASTEST mile ran was about 3:43. Cap ran one in just over a minute flat.

The thickest skull in the world gets smashed through a brick wall? They're knocked out. Cap? Pissed.

Humans are in buildings that collapse every day. What happens? They get crushed, starve, or are rescued. What did cap do? Brace the falling debris, and eventually dig his way out.

A strong guy walks up to the front of a tractor, and grips it. What happens? He loses his grip. Or, at best, the tractor might inch forward or back. Cap? Rips the damned steel from the frame.

That olympic weight lifter is around, and a torpedo goes off. What does he do? Well..if he can even PERCEIVE the thing, he gets his arm torn off. Cap? Catches it, no problem.

The best boxer in the world has a laser fired at him. What happens? He has a ****ing hole in his chest! Cap? Rolls with it. Like it was an amateur boxer's right cross.

Look, I'm not even arguing Cap vs. Spidey anymore. I think I did an okay job of that already. I think that I presented a VERY good case for Cap to win thirty percent of the time against current spidey. I even convinced a couple people to support me. I really couldn't care less if this thread died and never resurfaced.

However, I would like to point out, that no matter what Bio's say, no matter what the handbooks say, Captain America is stronger than any weightlifter could dream of, faster than any sprinter could hope to be, more durable than the most experienced street fighter. Cap isn't peak human. He isn't the best a human could be. He IS Superhuman. Preternatural.

You want to define a character by handbooks? Fine. I don't read handbooks; I read comics. This isn't a handbooks versus Forum; it's a comics versus Forum. Read a comic, Captain America surpasses his bio's in every single one.

Also, look...if you detected any hostility in this post, forgive me. There is no offense meant to you, C-Master, or anyone else who disagrees with me. It just seems....I don't know, frustratingly like trying to convince someone, arguing (with what seems to me, well formed arguments...) and having them rebut with 'Nuh-uh!'

Also note, that I'm not referring to anyone in particular, just in general. Saying that Cap can't do what he's shown to be capable of OVER and OVER again, is like saying Namor is a 60-tonner. It's as innaccurate as saying that Captain America, Deadpool, Wolverine are all masters of every martial art on the planet.

Originally posted by Soljer
I've dreaded coming back to this thread for the longest time. *sigh*

Anyways.

A BIG problem when we're talking about certain characters is the Handbook vs. Comic Book argument. In Captain America's bio, he is described as a peak human. In every way possible. As if he were a gold-medal winning olympic weightlifter, olympic sprinter, olympic gymnast, olympic swimmer, etc. Simultaneously. Cool!

But, a flaw in that argument....the BEST discus throw record for the olympics is about 243 feet. How far did Cap throw his shield, in order to catch up to the ballistic missile taking off? Not to even mention that Cap's shield would be several times the weight of a discus.

[QUOTE=7110059]Originally posted by Soljer
The BEST clean & jerk on record, that is, lifting a weight from the ground to over head, about 580 pounds. Cap tossed an 800+ pound woman without strain.

Thats BS

Originally posted by Soljer
The FASTEST mile ran was about 3:43. Cap ran one in just over a minute flat.
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Thats BS

Originally posted by Soljer
The thickest skull in the world gets smashed through a brick wall? They're knocked out. Cap? Pissed.
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Thats BS

Originally posted by Soljer
Humans are in buildings that collapse every day. What happens? They get crushed, starve, or are rescued. What did cap do? Brace the falling debris, and eventually dig his way out.
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Fanboy

Originally posted by Soljer
A strong guy walks up to the front of a tractor, and grips it. What happens? He loses his grip. Or, at best, the tractor might inch forward or back. Cap? Rips the damned steel from the frame.
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Thats BS

Originally posted by Soljer
That olympic weight lifter is around, and a torpedo goes off. What does he do? Well..if he can even PERCEIVE the thing, he gets his arm torn off. Cap? Catches it, no problem.
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Actually that was before he got frozen....anyway if it wasn't it would still be BS

Originally posted by Soljer
The best boxer in the world has a laser fired at him. What happens? He has a ****ing hole in his chest! Cap? Rolls with it. Like it was an amateur boxer's right cross.
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So, still BS

Originally posted by Soljer
However, I would like to point out, that no matter what Bio's say, no matter what the handbooks say, Captain America is stronger than any weightlifter could dream of, faster than any sprinter could hope to be, more durable than the most experienced street fighter. Cap isn't peak human. He isn't the best a human could be. He IS Superhuman. Preternatural.
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Well im just gonna ignore that its all BS. Nevermind the fact that Baron Blood who had superhuman strength said that Cap had prenatural strength, your just a fanboy

Originally posted by Soljer
You want to define a character by handbooks? Fine. I don't read handbooks; I read comics. This isn't a handbooks versus Forum; it's a comics versus Forum. Read a comic, Captain America surpasses his bio's in every single one.
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So the bios are BS the bios are BS its all BS.

Originally posted by Soljer
is like saying Namor is a 60-tonner. [/B]

Yeah but didnt Namor lift a tanker...how did I know that its in a comic book but the comic books are all BS anyway and the handbooks.

BS!

BS!

BS!

Your a fanboy!

Oh yeah PIS no CIS...no its both PIS and CIS..no its more CIS than PIS...its all BS!!!

Im slightly..fed up.

Originally posted by Alfheim
Thats BS

Thats BS

Thats BS

Fanboy

Thats BS

Actually that was before he got frozen....anyway if it wasn't it would still be BS

So, still BS

Well im just gonna ignore that its all BS. Nevermind the fact that Baron Blood who had superhuman strength said that Cap had prenatural strength, your just a fanboy

So the bios are BS the bios are BS its all BS.

Yeah but didnt Namor lift a tanker...how did I know that its in a comic book but the comic books are all BS anyway and the handbooks.

BS!

BS!

BS!

Your a fanboy!

Oh yeah PIS no CIS...no its both PIS and CIS..no its more CIS than PIS...its all BS!!!

Im slightly..fed up.

I can tell.

You don't pay attention, I wasn't saying whether it was bs or not, I was proving that he said it. And he did. Furthermore Spiderman can dodge the Hulk. Precognition allows him to do so... Hulk is fast but he has a big frame.

This isn't even close. Spider-Man by a mile. Cap lasts for approximately 2 seconds before having his head punched off. In fact, in a hand-to-hand fight, I'd say Spider-Man demolishes anyone below Thing/Colossus strength levels. Speed, strength, agility, reaction time, and pre-cog are a ***** to beat!

Originally posted by Dr. Zaius
This isn't even close. Spider-Man by a mile. Cap lasts for approximately 2 seconds before having his head punched off. In fact, in a hand-to-hand fight, I'd say Spider-Man demolishes anyone below Thing/Colossus strength levels. Speed, strength, agility, reaction time, and pre-cog are a ***** to beat!
but what do their fights against each other say? that you my friend, dont know shit.

Originally posted by King KAM
but what do their fights against each other say? that you my friend, dont know shit.

Or you don't! Citing back issues is weak! We all know that hero vs. hero fights are always written to be "even", even when they're not.

There's a DC/Marvel crossover where Batman hangs with the Hulk. Should that be considered definitive proof of what would happen in an actual fight?

Please explain how Cap can hold his own against Spider-Man.

Originally posted by Dr. Zaius
Or you don't! Citing back issues is weak! We all know that hero vs. hero fights are always written to be "even", even when they're not.

There's a DC/Marvel crossover where Batman hangs with the Hulk. Should that be considered definitive proof of what would happen in an actual fight?

Please explain how Cap can hold his own against Spider-Man.

Crossovers are not canon. ASM 534 is. Logical fallacy on your part, the comparison of two unlike things.

Originally posted by Soljer
Crossovers are not canon. ASM 534 is. Logical fallacy on your part, the comparison of two unlike things.

Oh well, I guess I've lost the argument now. You've pulled out the definitive text! Can you explain to me how Cap wins this? Or even survives?

Originally posted by Dr. Zaius
Oh well, I guess I've lost the argument now. You've pulled out the definitive text! Can you explain to me how Cap wins this? Or even survives?

Read the first twenty-five or so pages. It's explained pretty clearly.

Originally posted by Soljer
Read the first twenty-five or so pages. It's explained pretty clearly.

Yes, it will have to be explained, because I just don't see it happening outside of the Twilight Zone.

Originally posted by Dr. Zaius
Yes, it will have to be explained, because I just don't see it happening outside of the Twilight Zone.

Are you illiterate? I already told you; it's explained quite clearly earlier in this thread.

Originally posted by Soljer
Are you illiterate? I already told you; it's explained quite clearly earlier in this thread.

Ha ha! Funny. No, I'm not.

Looked at the canonical text. I call bullshit! Captain America standing toe to toe with Spider-Man is utterly ridiculous! It's not convincing in the slightest. A complete job for Captain America.

I guess Spider-Man's strength, superhuman reaction time, agility and pre-cog were all out of order in this issue.

Originally posted by Dr. Zaius
Ha ha! Funny. No, I'm not.

Looked at the canonical text. I call bullshit! Captain America standing toe to toe with Spider-Man is utterly ridiculous! It's not convincing in the slightest. A complete job for Captain America.

I guess Spider-Man's strength, superhuman reaction time, agility and pre-cog were all out of order in this issue.

And in that other issue where Cap was shown to be Spidey's superior in close combat. And all the times where Cap has shown to be able to Hang with Spidey-level villains. And....

EDIT: Anyways, you must be illiterate. All the points that you are bringing up have been brought up earlier in this thread, and were explained, and debated. Hence, I advised you to read the first twenty five pages. I argued for most of them. Also, while you're checking up, make sure you take notice of WHO I'm arguing for.

Just so we aren't confused, or anything.

I just read Civil War 3... 🙁 : ( Cap got beat up by Iron man. 🙁 and Thor beat up Hercules. Down with goldilocks!!!

Originally posted by rotiart
I just read Civil War 3... 🙁 : ( Cap got beat up by Iron man. 🙁 and Thor beat up Hercules. Down with goldilocks!!!

Cap getting owned by Iron-man without tony even trying is expected. Exactly what'd happen on the forums. Same with Thor and Hercules. They may have similar strength levels, but Thor is so much more powerful than Hercules because of his magic/versatility.

Nah just made me mad, cause Hercules was trying so hard to help Captain America, and he couldn't do it. Man I'm loving this Civil War Story Arc so far. Course the idea that Thor would side against Cap sucks. Poor cap is mounting a fight against the whole world... Cap should call up doom for prep help. 😛

Originally posted by rotiart
Nah just made me mad, cause Hercules was trying so hard to help Captain America, and he couldn't do it. Man I'm loving this Civil War Story Arc so far. Course the idea that Thor would side against Cap sucks. Poor cap is mounting a fight against the whole world... Cap should call up doom for prep help. 😛

Don't sweat it. I think it's likely that both Thor and Spidey will be switching sides.

I mean, Spidey is a given. But Thor never even took orders from ODIN. The only person he ever sided with was Captain America. He'll come to his senses.

What _I_ want to know is, is this Thor an imposter? Where is the real Thor? The one that decided to sleep? There is NO WAY Thor would be 'codename lightning' for SHIELD.

It just doesn't make sense.

this is a toss up to be honest with you both fighters have overcame unbelevable odds against them before, cap's taken on just about everyone since mavel first printed a comic and more than his fair share of opponents that are on par with spidy, as for spidy he's villans that have taken down both the ff and the avengers....but i think the deciding factor is gonna be their mindset and right now i'ld have to give it to cap based on that. His determination in this area is stronger than spider-man's, remember this is a man who up until the war was peter's idol the guy he looked up to and wanted to be like (as far as the superheroing) and even though pete's sided with the registration i dont think his heart's full in it that and the fact that he has to try and take down his idol makes it that much harder to fight. That little sliver of doubt will barely bring cap the win