hahaha i cant help it this is too much fun...
Camera pans to the pearl, which is docked out where the river goes towards Tia Dalma's.
Liz is rowing a boat towards Tia's hut, alone. Once again she is wearing her black pirate attire from the beginning of the film, along with tons of eyeliner, Jack style. She has the compass in one hand.
Unswervingly, she climbs up to the hut and opens the door. Tia is at her usual place at the table in the centre of the room.
Tia: Elizabeth Swann... I can't say I'm much surprised to see you.
Liz: I just wondered if you wanted this compass back.
Tia: Ahhh, the compass. Yes, it was quite useful to me at one time.
Liz: Well, I've no more use for it. I'll trade it back to you.
Tia: I would like it back... actually. What do ye want fer it?
Liz: I want to speak to Jack.
Tia: Aha. Are ye sure? Ye realize he cannot leave this place, or he will die? It was his own oath he swore.
Liz: I understand. I only want to talk to him.
Tia: Mortals. Very well. He's upstairs.
With that, Elizabeth shoves the compass into Tia's hand and runs up the stairs.
Jack is sitting in the corner of the room, sorting through shells in a jar.
Quietly, Elizabeth walks towards him, and then places her hands on his shoulders and turns him around. He looks at her in surprise and wonderment. She puts a finger on his lips, and then kneels to kiss his forhead, his cheeks, and finally, his lips. The shells scatter across the floor as Jack and ELizabeth finally share the kiss they have been longing for, well, since the last film when they were interrupted...
Meanwhile, downstairs Tia picks up the compass and opens it. It is pointing steadily at her door. Intrigued, she walks to the door and opens it. There stands Grant Sparrow.
Grant: Good evening, Tia Dalma!
Tia: Grant Sparrow! Are ye also here to speak to yer son?
Grant: No, not a chance. I just had something I thought you might want.
Tia: You too?
Grant holds out the locket Elizabeth had found on Isle Cruses, which has a picture of Jack in it. Tia looks at it in obvious surprise.
Grant: I don't care to remember him. Perhaps you want it back, then?
Tia: Name yer price.
Grant: I just need a favor. Ye see, I have this young boy who's really not workin out on me crew. Would ye take him off my hands fer me?
At that, Will enters the room, smiling pleasantly.
Will: Tia Dalma.
Tia: Mr. Turner. Why are ye all wasting yer time here when ye should be preparing for the onslaught of the EITC?
Grant: We were actually hopin you could help us with that. I'll trade ye this boy if you'll give us yer promise that Davy Jones will keep his beast at bay and will not lay a hand on any pirate in the caribbean for the next 24 hours.
Tia: It's a deal.
Grant: If the deal is broken, we are free to claim one object from your place to keep forever.
They shake hands. Grant hands the locket to Tia, and shoves Will at her. Then he tips his hat and leaves. Will has a seat on the table and casually steals Tia's other locket off her table. Tia opens the locket she just received, but instead of Jack, there is a picture of Bootstrap Bill Turner within. She hears a knock on her door...
Meanwhile, back upstairs, Liz and Jack finally seperate.
Liz: Jack... I just wanted you to know how much I... how grateful I am for...
Jack: Darlin, you don't have to say anything. I understand completely.
Elizabeth leans over to rest her head on his chest.
Liz: I just want to stay like this Jack.
Jack: Well I can't really go anywhere, love.
Liz: But I have to. I have a plan Jack... I'm going to get you out.
Jack: Don't go risking yourself for me darling.
Liz: Haven't you done that over and over for me? It's time someone saved you, Captain Jack Sparrow.
Elizabeth knows time is pressing, but she can't leave just yet. She returns to Jack's arms for another long kiss. As Jack's hands go around her waist, he feels the scar on her side. She shows him proudly.
Jack: (grinning) You're well on your way to becoming a legend, love...
Cut back to the ship, where the rest of the crew is. The other good pirates of the caribbean have joined them, and they have a small number of ships banded together near the coast.
Gibbs is at the helm, staring out to see. Suddenly he sees something on the horizon...
Gibbs: Mary Mother of God...
What he sees is the massive EITC armada, ship after ship of men, coming towards the pirates.
Cut back to Will and Tia, who has just opened the door to reveal Will's father, Bootstrap Bill.
Bill: Evening, milady.
Tia: Mr. William Turner. This is a pleasant surprise. If I weren't already suspicious of all ya, now I am for sure.
Bill: No need. I just had something I thought you might want.
Tia: I'm runnin out of things to trade.
Bill: Well, if ye want it...
With that, Bill pulls out the heart of Davy Jones, still beating despite Will's knife plunged through it. Tia's eyes widen.
Tia: What do ye want fer it?
Bill: I want ye to come with us back to our ship, and put a spell of protection over it, just for the next day or so.
Tia: Another offer I jus can't refuse. Very well, I'll come.
Meanwhile, back upstairs...
Liz: I have to go back. Tia will be coming for me. I'll be back for you, at which point I expect you to take me to your cabin and show me that dress you don't have. (She kisses him once more, then runs out of the room. Jack looks after her, smiling, clearly very satisfied)
Liz walks down the stairs. Tia, Will, and Bill all glance up at her.
Liz: That's all I needed.
Tia: (looking at Liz knowingly) I hope you said goodbye.
Liz moves close to Will, and he slips the locket he stole into her hand. Liz casually walks out the door, as Bill and Tia follow, Will close behind. Tia turns.
Tia: No, Mr. Turner, you must remain here.
Will slumps his shoulders, obviously displeased. As the rest of them climb into the longboat, Will wanders up the stairs, where he finds Jack, leaning back in a chair, humming.
Will: Jack.
Jack: Mr. Turner. Also lost your soul to the sea?
Will: Something like that. You look rather... elated.
Jack: Something like that...