Barbara Walters special "pirates of the caribbean"
Barbara: So Will tell me how do you feel about Jack and Elizabeth having major parts together?
Will: i feel leftout i mean Elizabeth she is beautiful but it's not fair she has more parts with Jack then i do!*pouts*
Will leaves the room, Barbossa comes walking in
Barbara: Hector i believe you play the bad guy in the films how does that make you feel?
Barbossa gets an apple out of his coat pocket and takes a bite: want and apple?
Barbara:i'm quite fine thank you
barbossa shrugs then leaves the room, Elizabeth is next:
Barbara: So Elizabeth tell me do you have feelings for Jack?
Elizabeth:Jack yes i do he is very nice and cuddly!
Barbara😖o you choose Jack sparrow over Will turner?
Elizabeth :No i meant Jack the monkey!
Elizabeth leaves the room,Gibbs comes walking in
Barbara: So how does it feel to be the first mate?
Gibbs:It's bloody awful i see so many woman but they all go to Jack, i don't even get to...*screen goes to black as he talks about his love life*
*screen goes back on to see Jack sitting in the chair now
Barbara: So Jack-
Jack: Captain Barb captain don't forget that
Barbara seems really annoyed she hates being interrupted and having a nickname:Barbara
Jack: what was that barb?
Barbara:my name is Barbara
Jack:Barbara is a plain name nobody likes a woman named Barbara you should change it love, to barb
Barbara: i am perfectly satisfied with my name thank you" she sounds really annoyed now
Jack: now you are starting to sounds like elizabeth
Barbara gets mad:Elizabeth! lets talk about her! Do you love her?
Jack:do you want me to love her i could go with many woman!* he moves the chair closer to her*
Barbara looks digusted:Jack answer the question!
Jack:Gosh dang woman it's Captain Jack
Barabara is very angry she got out of her seat:Jack let me ask you one more time-
jack:Captain!
Barbar:ugh! i had it you are the most *screen goes back to black*
*screen goes back on to see Barbara red in the face she looks really angry* Barbara:That is all for today! i would like to thank all my GUEST for coming here today so i can interview them and it was a pleasure. thanks for watching i am your host Barbara Walters and join me next time as we go through the life of two rogue pirates, nephew and uncle and how they talk about their life at sea!
sorry it was long! it's not so funny but i was bored! lol hope you enjoyed
Originally posted by jackismyboo
Barbara Walters special "pirates of the caribbean"Barbara: So Will tell me how do you feel about Jack and Elizabeth having major parts together?
Will: i feel leftout i mean Elizabeth she is beautiful but it's not fair she has more parts with Jack then i do!*pouts*
Will leaves the room, Barbossa comes walking in
Barbara: Hector i believe you play the bad guy in the films how does that make you feel?
Barbossa gets an apple out of his coat pocket and takes a bite: want and apple?
Barbara:i'm quite fine thank you
barbossa shrugs then leaves the room, Elizabeth is next:
Barbara: So Elizabeth tell me do you have feelings for Jack?
Elizabeth:Jack yes i do he is very nice and cuddly!
Barbara😖o you choose Jack sparrow over Will turner?
Elizabeth :No i meant Jack the monkey!
Elizabeth leaves the room,Gibbs comes walking in
Barbara: So how does it feel to be the first mate?
Gibbs:It's bloody awful i see so many woman but they all go to Jack, i don't even get to...*screen goes to black as he talks about his love life*
*screen goes back on to see Jack sitting in the chair now
Barbara: So Jack-
Jack: Captain Barb captain don't forget that
Barbara seems really annoyed she hates being interrupted and having a nickname:Barbara
Jack: what was that barb?
Barbara:my name is Barbara
Jack:Barbara is a plain name nobody likes a woman named Barbara you should change it love, to barb
Barbara: i am perfectly satisfied with my name thank you" she sounds really annoyed now
Jack: now you are starting to sounds like elizabeth
Barbara gets mad:Elizabeth! lets talk about her! Do you love her?
Jack:do you want me to love her i could go with many woman!* he moves the chair closer to her*
Barbara looks digusted:Jack answer the question!
Jack:Gosh dang woman it's Captain Jack
Barabara is very angry she got out of her seat:Jack let me ask you one more time-
jack:Captain!
Barbar:ugh! i had it you are the most *screen goes back to black*
*screen goes back on to see Barbara red in the face she looks really angry* Barbara:That is all for today! i would like to thank all my GUEST for coming here today so i can interview them and it was a pleasure. thanks for watching i am your host Barbara Walters and join me next time as we go through the life of two rogue pirates, nephew and uncle and how they talk about their life at sea!sorry it was long! it's not so funny but i was bored! lol hope you enjoyed
HAHA that was funny, I LOVE the bit that goes *the screen goes black* GENIUS! 😄
takes place in an AA meeting
instructor: Now Jack tell us about yourself
Jack: my name is jack sparrow, and i am an alchoholic
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Jack is talking to the kraken
jack😄o you enjoy your job eating innocent pirates
kraken: not at all i am a vegetarian but Terry said i can't have a role in the movie if i don't eat you
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Will:Jack why are you knitting a sweater?
jack:I joined celibacy
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Jack and Davy were sword fighting in the crows nest but Jack got his beard stuck stuck on a ripped peice of wood
Jack:dang beard it grows to long now i have to shave again
Day:hahah i never have to shave
Jack:lucky fish!
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Will goe and sits near liz (Will): you know in the end Ted and Terry are putting us together
liz:I know and it sucks
Will yeah
Elizabeth:i told them i wanted to end with Jack
Will was shocked:I told them i wanted to end with Jack
They start arguing who deserves to end with Jack
Gibbs was watching them: dimwits! they don't know i am the one who ends up with Jack!
lol sorry for doing so many of these i am pretty bored right now and it is kinda fun!
No worries!
Jack: Why do you have soo many tentacles? I mean aren't octopuses supposed to have only eight?
Davy Jones: By the heavens you're right!
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Davy Jones: I am a tentacle, FEAR ME!
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...And I'm serious about the tentacle thing, aren't they ONLY supposed to have eight? He looks like he's got a whole family of them
Don't get me wrong DJ is way cool, but I thought that might be interesting... 😄
oh yea i just noticed that. Thats is very interesting! you gave me a good idea! sorry if it is lame
Davy: Ocean! here me send down all your creatures upon the pearl!
*A huge wave comes up at least 200 feet.*
Jack: mommy
Octopus: Hey you look just like us
Davy rolls his eys
octopus number 2: He must be our uncles, son cousin three times removed, you know the great soprano the eunuch!
octopusn umber 1: Oh now i heard of him, the one who has no heart
octopus number 2: wasn't his name Bill or something?
octopus number 1: beats me
Davy: Davy you idiots
both octopuses: oooh!!
Davy shakes is head in disaproval
octipus number 2: aren't you supposed to have eight tenticles you have a bunch!
Davy: i was transformed into this you idiot!
Jack leans his head towards gibbs: i think he lost it!
just thought i try it! lol i know very lame
haha i can never see Jack and gibbs say that!! thats a good one
This one is a little gross and kinda making fun of Will!
Will comes running out of the room: Elizabeth! i'm pregnant!
Elizabeth: What!? How? I didn't sleep with you!
Poochie comes walking out of the room Will was just in. (poochturner)
I know i am doing so much but it is actually fun!! sorry if this one is weird but i thought it was funny
Thanks, and you're right, it is funny (I'm addicted to this thread too!)
Barbossa: I hate apples!
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Barbossa: Everyone call me BARBIE!
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Jack: I'm gonna go take a shower!
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Davy Jones: I think something's stuck in my beard of live squid
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Elizabeth: Jack, I LOVE YOU!
Jack: LIZZIE I LOVE YOU TOO!
( I put that down cause TNT will never make them say that, it would be too easy for them )